Ideas for a bachelor party without strippers or hookers...PLEASE HELP!!!

[Palmer]

Alright everyone I really need some help here. I'm throwing a buddy of mine a bachelor party on Friday. It's not going to be real big or anything prolly just like 10 people. Here's the thing though his soon to be wife said if strippers were anywhere around him that night the wedding would be off. (Yeah don't get me started on that bitch). So my problem is I need cool stuff to do other than just ordinary stuff that can be done on any Fri or Sat night. No one wants to be responsible for throwing a lame bachelor party ya feel me?

I still don't see how I can throw a successful BP without strippers or hookers.

Oh and keep in mind it's gonna be a bunch of military guys so I don't need ideas that will jepordize our careers, only gettin loaded off liquor.

Thanks in advance!

 

[BAMMER]

Easy,call a bunch of old school hoodrats and go camping in the mountains.Fuck whoever you want the first night,and sit by the campfire to kill the perfume smell.If you pack camping gear,she's gonna think it's all dudes anyway.problem solved

 

[Nuttkase]

Damn if his soon to be wifey is going to trip out and make threats about calling off the wedding because of strippers at his bachelor party tell your boy to bail out on her now. She is going to be one of those controling, where are you every second of the day, you must be cheating on me if you aren't with me or at work type broads.

Tell him to jump ship now while he still has the chance...seriously.

 

[MuneyHongry650]

lol at the tips hes getting

 

[emma]

so.. get drunk.

 

[Palmer]

Damn if his soon to be wifey is going to trip out and make threats about calling off the wedding because of strippers at his bachelor party tell your boy to bail out on her now. She is going to be one of those controling, where are you every second of the day, you must be cheating on me if you aren't with me or at work type broads.

Tell him to jump ship now while he still has the chance...seriously.

Been there done that. It's hopeless though. Oh yeah and he has to be back the following day to watch her kids, so she can go to her bachelorette party. Fuck!!!

 

[Palmer]

so.. get drunk.

That goes back to the wanting to do something out of the ordinary.

 

[moonpizzle]

get a bag of dope and go on a gangstyle robbing spree

 

[Nuttkase]

Been there done that. It's hopeless though. Oh yeah and he has to be back the following day to watch her kids, so she can go to her bachelorette party. Fuck!!!

Damn I don't know what to tell you then bro. Go to Chuck E. Cheese? lol Just kidding.

Your options are limitied to getting drunk and...that's about it. Bammer had a pretty good idea though. Tell your boy good luck with that broad because it sounds like he is going to need it.

 

[Syk0tic]

Kill her

 

[Dana Dane]

Go to the top of a mountain and gaze at the stars, you weenie.

 

[Nuttkase]

Kill her

I knew someone would say that eventually...I just thought it would be Mr. Arson. lol

 

[Palmer]

... you weenie.

Interesting how this involves me. I'm simply trying to help my buddy have a good time.

 

[emma]

maybe this will help you with ideas:

http://www.bullz-eye.com/vices/bachelor_party.htm

 

[timdown]

have a poker tournement, are you allowed to go to hooters or somethin?

 

[swoop187]

Lots of booze, lots of drugs, strippers and hookers.

 

[50cal]

why even have one?....I wonder what she gonna be doing at her bachelorette party?

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

Go bungee jumping, skydiving, 4 wheelin, hang gliding, parasailing, or some maney whiteboy shit.

 

[BOMBSAC]

go to a club or casino...have you thought of a co-ed party? go out to a nice dinner together, do you guys have a buca de beppo out there? thats a cool restaurant for a large amout of people..then go to a club or sumthing like that..good luck

 

[Palmer]

maybe this will help you with ideas:

http://www.bullz-eye.com/vices/bachelor_party.htm

Thank you, there some pretty good ideas in there

have a poker tournement, are you allowed to go to hooters or somethin?

I think that would be kind of embarassing going to hooters. Everyone would probably just look at us like why the fuck aint you at a strip club or something?

why even have one?....I wonder what she gonna be doing at her bachelorette party?

I've been thinkin the same shit. God it would be fuckin priceless if I could catch her doing some shit then slap my friend for being such a dumbass.