i think i hold the record

[Premo]

i prefer apple pie

 

[REdRUM]

Huh.

I never want to miss a possible semi-classic thread. This may not be it...but you never know.

Checking in.

 

[Toro]

 

[FDS]

he look a lil happy about being pulled over too like yesss..get to talk to the cops

lmao

 

[Simon Adebesi]

of getting blurped. cant no white boy get blurped more than me. i get blurped more than black people.

This is a joke thread right?.... This niggas a square!

 

[Gas One]

^ ROFL AT THE GIF

u know when the dirty homeless nigga disses u on the wire u dont have it good

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

they lookin 4 guns though its been hella shootings in berkeley

Isnt this an oxymoron?

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

lol @ a cop telling you to take shit out of your own pockets

Hey, it happend to me too about 10 years ago. Dude told me to empy my pockets...which were already empty to begin with.

I have NEVER used needles in my life, nor have i ever wanted to.

Maybe its a white thing? Who knows.

 

[Rossibreath]

of getting blurped. cant no white boy get blurped more than me. i get blurped more than black people.

this time i got off if u lookin my eyes there chinky cuz i been smoking that medical marijuana. but i swear these cops pull me over routinely. they lookin 4 guns though its been hella shootings in berkeley - right where we got pulled over someone had just got shot the other night. smh

everyone stay safe

did u play kimmy gibblers boyfriend dwayne on full house?

whaaaaaaatever

haha i hope sum1 remembers that guy.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

I been to Berkley 3 or 4 times. Shit was weak. Full of hippies and weirdos.



I imagine someone who gets excited about being pulled over would fit in pretty well in a town like Berkley.

 

[Gas One]

Hey, it happend to me too about 10 years ago. Dude told me to empy my pockets...which were already empty to begin with.

I have NEVER used needles in my life, nor have i ever wanted to.

Maybe its a white thing? Who knows.

yeah...i cant call it. i havent gone through police training but it does not sound beneficial to a cop in any way to tell you to take your own possessions out. i would think that a cop would have to be very comfortable with you to do that, or trying to dodge an unwarranted search. the only thing i can come up with for that is that theres a sharp object (knife, uncapped needle) in the pocket, as ive seen cops feel around a pocket and ask if theres anything sharp in it because they dont want to poke themselves. but i always kinda wondered why youd have a uncapped needle in your pocket in the first place.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

I keep an uncapped needle in my pocket ready to go at all times
i mean them damn caps just get in the way of me getting my fix, and if i need a hit bad enough i can just jam the needle into my leg, shoot up and toss the needle onto the nearest playground.

 

[POLTERGEIST]

and thats how u got ur name..now i know..

 

[MALKI]

This is a joke thread right?.... This niggas a square!

and since when was that a crime? ahahaha kinda ironic huh

been pulled over more times than posts in this thread