i think i hold the record
- Thread starter MALKI
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i aint sayin you lyin..but you fibbin.
what cop will let you go in your OWN pockets.
no cop.
if i asked that shit my face would be on the police car and hands all on my pockets like dont move your hands
last time i got stopped there was 3 squad cars....for a traffic ticket...fool called fucking backup and why?
talkin about 'get in the back of the car'
fuck you, no.
ill see them hoes in court i aint payin shit
Since we're sharing police stories....
I was walking through a park with a friend and some beer before I was 21. A cop was driving and flashed it's light into the park... we hid...had no clue the cop actually saw us.
5 minutes later 4 cop cars and a police van drive into the park off road style and we're on the ground face down.
They told us to go home....I guess they were looking for someone...but I thought it was funny that a couple kids with beer got that much police attention.
I was walking through a park with a friend and some beer before I was 21. A cop was driving and flashed it's light into the park... we hid...had no clue the cop actually saw us.
5 minutes later 4 cop cars and a police van drive into the park off road style and we're on the ground face down.
They told us to go home....I guess they were looking for someone...but I thought it was funny that a couple kids with beer got that much police attention.
Since we're sharing police stories....
I was walking through a park with a friend and some beer before I was 21. A cop was driving and flashed it's light into the park... we hid...had no clue the cop actually saw us.
5 minutes later 4 cop cars and a police van drive into the park off road style and we're on the ground face down.
They told us to go home....I guess they were looking for someone...but I thought it was funny that a couple kids with beer got that much police attention.
I was walking through a park with a friend and some beer before I was 21. A cop was driving and flashed it's light into the park... we hid...had no clue the cop actually saw us.
5 minutes later 4 cop cars and a police van drive into the park off road style and we're on the ground face down.
They told us to go home....I guess they were looking for someone...but I thought it was funny that a couple kids with beer got that much police attention.
whut i cant edit my fucken posts? oh but u can right? lol okay buddie dont be jelous of my dope ass sig bitch... lol and what tha fuck does ur gay ass thread have to do with wut i got in my sig? why people always wana go off topic and hate ona niggaz sig, damn cuz u aint got nothin else on me thas why, cuz i dont make gay ass posts like you do, you dont know whut REAL is bitch so quit actin like you street cuz u get caught up all the damn time. lol nice attack on my mom tho ...
he is that white boy in school that is basically the black kids little bitch that gets used....
oh damn how sad how the system always judges ur people LOL! WHOA watch out for mr. public enemy #1 here! lol
he is that white boy in school that is basically the black kids little bitch that gets used....
oh damn how sad how the system always judges ur people LOL! WHOA watch out for mr. public enemy #1 here! lol
lol u hopped in my thread trying to roast so dont be mad homie.
like i said dont judge me you dont know me that goes for any hater on here i just look like this player and dont get berkeley twisted im solid out here i got enemies too dont come here looking for hippies unless you at our tourist location u come to the wrong place you gone get an m and m in yo ass and i aint talking bout the rapper
like i said the pullin me over looking for guns this aint fairyland and this is routinely. we got the same problems as any other city in the bay. i swear people go to telegraph and see some faggot frat boys and think thats berkeley
like i said dont judge me you dont know me that goes for any hater on here i just look like this player and dont get berkeley twisted im solid out here i got enemies too dont come here looking for hippies unless you at our tourist location u come to the wrong place you gone get an m and m in yo ass and i aint talking bout the rapper
like i said the pullin me over looking for guns this aint fairyland and this is routinely. we got the same problems as any other city in the bay. i swear people go to telegraph and see some faggot frat boys and think thats berkeley
lol @ a cop telling you to take shit out of your own pockets
youre either a needle user,
or its not true
that loosely translates to 'shoot me, plz' in cop language
i remember a cop was feeling the things in my pockets and he was like whats this? i was like how the fuck do i know! youre holding it!
i was like u want me to pull it out? dude literally yelled "NO!"
youre either a needle user,
or its not true
that loosely translates to 'shoot me, plz' in cop language
i remember a cop was feeling the things in my pockets and he was like whats this? i was like how the fuck do i know! youre holding it!
i was like u want me to pull it out? dude literally yelled "NO!"