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Lil Dan said:
im 5'5, i can bench around 110(i weigh bout 103 yea im skinny i kno) but i get really crazy when im really heated.
HOLY SHIT U FUCKEN SKINNY, I CAN BREAK U IN HALF IF I WANTED TO, BUT DAMN 103? U WEIGHT LESS THAN MY SISTER AND SHE AINT FAT! IM 5'5 TOO AND I WEIGH 140, U MUST BE LOOKIN LIKE THEM ANOREXIC BITCHES

DONT HIT HIM TO HARD U MIGHT BREAK A BONE HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

EDIT: DONT THEY FEED U IN PAKISTAN?
 
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Mayne dis what you need ta do
Holla at dat fool like a real peno and tell him you aint no pucc rocc beezell and tell him dat he bout to get mollywhoped by a paki g, lil dan from pakistan

Befo you go to school doe, go to kragen an buy you like 10 road flares and sum green red and blu wire, and some ducc tape,then go to walgreen and buy a little pocket alarm clock
And tape all that shit to yo body ya diggz like you finna blow up da whole schoo

Then step to dat mildsauce ass boi and tell him you eat dat nilla wit yo teeth like a pakistani pizza, whoop dat succaz ass with da power of da Ha Dou Ken, bite his ear off and make him beg fo his lyfe, if dat succa aint gone bow down, den you gotta rip off da trenchcoat and show him yo bomb and tell him if he don't suck yo dicc in front of the whole school you finna kill errybody ya diggz

Affer you bust in his mouth then tell him you was only playin and give him bacc his ear and tell him its all god and yawl aint got no funk
 
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mrraskal666 said:
how tall r u? 6foot?
you talkin shit to a 15 yr old that weighs 100 pounds...he aint come on here and say he hard or nuthing, he jus been gettin punked by dude and he said he gonn finally step up (I have a bad feel;n lol)

but my point is you sayin you can break him in half...okay and your point is?
 

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he prolly aint posted coz they at school right now and he gonn come on here when he gets home or sumthin

my guess: No fight...nuthing happened...and hes gonna say well he didnt try to punk me today so I didnt fight him...
 
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Lil Dan said:
yea he one of my good friends but latley he pisses the fuck out of me. always makin fun of me cuz im paki n stupid shit like that. he jokes around a lot n shit n my other homies even think he does it too much but 2day it was a diff. story. he kept sayin "dan ur a bitch, a fucking paki bitch u fag" n stupid shit like that i got SO HEATED, i couldnt even think staright i got up n pushed him hella hard n said "fuck u gon say huh?! what faggot shut the fuck up!" n i was soo mad n shit cuz i never get heated n i always let it slide by but now imma fuckin do sumthin if this bitch keeps sayin shit. one of my homies gave me props cuz i actually stood up for myself. btw, these guys r white, some of them r hard, some of them are straight fags. i was gonna crack this fool but i didnt wanna do it just yet. one of my friends said that if u hit sum1 or w/e, u wont get in trouble since he was being rascist n thats really provoking him. he also said afterwords to tha guy "dude u gotta shut up, u make fun of him everyday, u gotta stop." hes also a pretty crazy guy too n said if he was a diff race, he'd beat their asses.

so then after school, i got a call from 1 of my homies that he might wanna fight me n i said aitte.

i kno im prolly gonna kill this fool, he doesnt fucking know. he's around 5'7, skinny(he plays soccer so idnk) n he even said himself, hes never got ina fight b4, n he wouldnt do nothing if sum1 punked him(our group was talkin 1 time) n then i said "whaa?" n then he said "shut up dan, u wouldnt either" n im like "uh fuck yea i would" n then he said "yea but u'd prolly get ur ass beat" then one of my homies said "well atleast he's not a bitch". but this fool prolly got confidence that he'll kick my ass but i wouldnt give a fuck at all, im fuckin heated..


im 5'5, i can bench around 110(i weigh bout 103 yea im skinny i kno) but i get really crazy when im really heated.

one of my other homie's said to go for the nose, throat, windpipe, this area in tha chest, n temple so im kinda ready for it.


anything y'all would suggest?





sorry for tha long-ass story
Damn this shit is funny, I hadn't actually read it until now. LMAO hahahahhaa
 
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damn i cant believe i read this whole thread. These kids are 15 yall know its gonna end up turnin into a pushing match and then their gonna wrestle on the ground for like 5 mins, get tired, go home and have some cookies together, play xbox, go to sleep.
 
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coondogg26 said:
damn i cant believe i read this whole thread. These kids are 15 yall know its gonna end up turnin into a pushing match and then their gonna wrestle on the ground for like 5 mins, get tired, go home and have some cookies together, play xbox, go to sleep.
You know whats funny about these suburban whiteboy fights is nobody ends up fuckin the other guy up at the end.

They both just call a truce and end it like "Man, that was crazy bro, now lets just go home man chill out"
 
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WHITE DEVIL said:
You know whats funny about these suburban whiteboy fights is nobody ends up fuckin the other guy up at the end.

They both just call a truce and end it like "Man, that was crazy bro, now lets just go home man chill out"
yea pretty much. Ive been in two fights, one time i got my ass kicked the other time i kicked ass but the point is that if u say ur gonna fight just do it, dont plan it out and dont make it into a whole fuckin ordeal where half the fuckin school shows up to watch. That hows u get suspended cause 200 people show up and someone there snitches or people see 200 teenagers formin a circle in the park and call the cops.
 
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King Sausage said:
Befo you go to school doe, go to kragen an buy you like 10 road flares and sum green red and blu wire, and some ducc tape,then go to walgreen and buy a little pocket alarm clock
And tape all that shit to yo body ya diggz like you finna blow up da whole schoo

if dat succa aint gone bow down, den you gotta rip off da trenchcoat and show him yo bomb and tell him if he don't suck yo dicc in front of the whole school you finna kill errybody ya diggz
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn dog, you got me rollin over here, coworkers looking at me sideways like if I'm crazy! ha ha ha ha.......
 
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