i have never been to a strip club

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Gas One

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#41
bigbosstalk said:
yall bullshitting, keep it real

ill take an e pill and walk in the strip club and blow like 2 racks away and have the time of my life, just cuz ur trickin it off doesnt make it a waste
im sorry, but blowing 2 racks in a strip club on the premise of getting to be around hoes is stupid as fuck, no matter how much money you have.

you need to listen to the ras kass "she fucked for a jack n the box cheesecake?" skit on soul on ice.

then again it aint my 2 racks. holla!
 

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#42
strip clubs are cool, but they're overrated...i've been to a strip club like 3 times, plus a bachelor party...and one of the times (crazy horse) in san francisco, i only had fun because me and my boys were hella drunk and blown, and fuckin around, siggin on every dude who was wasting their money on lap dances, especially on ugly ass bitches...

but if you wanna pay to look at titties, that's cool, you might as well just look at some shit on the internet for free...
 

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#44
I really don't see the point in paying a bitch to get naked...

Might as well go get a PROSTITUTE (that's essentially what they are).

Otherwise, step the game up and get some pussy and titties from a female that's not selling herself, unless you (people in general) like being lied to..in which case, mu fuckas have attachment issues and need a mother or a bitch.
 

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#46
That's what I'm sayin though....these fools are getting BOPPED!

I mean, I got a girl and I dont' pay to see her naked, I don't pay her for shit.

These fools need to get a bitch and stop wasting money on pussy they won't get and can't touch. It's like trying to fill a bottomless pit...just plain idiocy.
 

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#48
nob0die said:
i dont know where your internet connection is from.. but i have to pay for mine....
The point is, you spend more to go to a strip club, get drinks, pay cover charge, get dances, etc...than you would to pay your internet for ONE month and get FREE porn.

Do we have to spell it out anymore for you?:rolleyes:
 

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#49
Maybe you need to find a better chick then, instead of fucking with annoying bitches that like to hear their own voices.

You need a WOMAN, not a BITCH or a HOE or a GIRL.
 

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#51
600Francisco said:
hahaha, i feel you
but hey, there are two sides to everything, if that's your thing then nobody can tell you different...it's your money, your life...what others say makes no difference..

although, females that talk and talk and talk are not women, they are less mature and don't know when to shut the fuck up....and they are probably used to guys listening to them just so they can fuck....which is sad, cause then these whores never realize they need to SHUT THE FUCK UP....and in my day, i've told a lot of dumb ass broads to shut the fuck up....but hey, i'm an asshole..i can live with being REAL with people regardless of their feelings.....
 
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#52
I was with a dancer for a long time and that was the shit! She was a notch and would bring home hundreds in cash every night. I could go kick it at her club for hours and watch all the other girls, she would break me off chips to kick it with her in there when she was bored, the bartender would lace me with free drinks and I could watch all these married dudes give my lady hella money and I'd be thinking to my self like 'thanks for all the drinks tonight and breakfast in the morning buddy' and the club would close and the bartender would be like "all yall have to leave... except you (nodding to me)" A-ha-ha! I'd be setting up all the other rippers to my partners all the time... Mayne, good times! I was kickin it in the strip club all the time back then -- 2004 was a solid year.....

On another note, if y'all are ever in P-town, you should hit up the Acropolis in SE for breakfast -- bacon and eggs and multiple bloody mary's and coochie in your face @ 9 am anytime you need to start your day like that.... Its been an Easter morning tradition for me for years.
 
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#53
Sketchy B said:
I was with a dancer for a long time and that was the shit! She was a notch and would bring home hundreds in cash every night. I could go kick it at her club for hours and watch all the other girls, she would break me off chips to kick it with her in there when she was bored, the bartender would lace me with free drinks and I could watch all these married dudes give my lady hella money and I'd be thinking to my self like 'thanks for all the drinks tonight and breakfast in the morning buddy' and the club would close and the bartender would be like "all yall have to leave... except you (nodding to me)" A-ha-ha! I'd be setting up all the other rippers to my partners all the time... Mayne, good times! I was kickin it in the strip club all the time back then -- 2004 was a solid year.....

On another note, if y'all are ever in P-town, you should hit up the Acropolis in SE for breakfast -- bacon and eggs and multiple bloody mary's and coochie in your face @ 9 am anytime you need to start your day like that.... Its been an Easter morning tradition for me for years.
Thats the business.

Although, you cant turna hoe into a housewife.
 

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#58
texascheese650 said:
fuck a strip club...go to a rodeo
So you can watch men RIDE male cows (bulls).

That's real straight, at least you didn't say, "no homo," like the countless homos on here say.
 

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i am honestly surprised it took this long for a gay joke. thought for sure it would be in the first 3 or 4 posts