i have never been to a strip club

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Feb 5, 2005
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Bluntz2dadome said:
im 2 yung 2 fuck wit strip clubs...right now they seem like a waste of money, but i guess when ur a fat bald 30 year old man wit no game its tha place 2 be



LOL..

NA, WHEN U GOT A FEW COO HOMIE'z & SUM DOLLARz IN YA POCCET IT CAN B COO...

HAVE A FEW DRINKz, LAFF & CHILL WHILE WATCH'N DA BEEzY'z...

NO HARM DONE...

texascheese650 said:
waste...unless you got a girl with you or at home and you're only there to celebrate a bday or bachelors party
YADADIMEAN ??!!!

EVEN BETTER IF U GOT A LADY ON YA ARM & BOTH OF YAWL CAN GO CHILL UP THERE WIT EACH OTHER...

WHEN DA NITEz UP BOTH OF YAWL CAN GO HOME & BREAK DA BED !!!

I JUS DONT PAY FOR PUSSY !!

& I DONT SEE A POINT IN PAY'N SUM BRAWD TO DANCE FOR ME OR ON ME & GET MY DICC HARD WHEN I GET IT DONE FOR FREE...

& AFTER I GET IT DONE I CAN DIG UP IN SUM GUTz !!!

I'LL KEEP DAT $10-$20 IN MY WALLET FOR GAS MAYN !!




- GEEzUz
 
Jun 3, 2006
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you gotta walk in that bitch like you the best thing goin....get those ho's in the telly and flash sum bread and its whatever.....
 
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yea strip clubs are coo, but i agree with most of ya'll. private lap dances are a waist of money. shit infact i might go to one over the weekend @ broadway; head out with some female
 
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jr916 said:
you gotta walk in that bitch like you the best thing goin....get those ho's in the telly and flash sum bread and its whatever.....


DAS DA BIzNESS !!

MOST IF NOT ALL STRIPPERz ARE MONEY HUNGRY & GOT GAME ABOUT'EM...

SO OFF TOP IF U FLASH'N SUM BREAD THEY THINK U A TRICC & THEY THINK THEY CAN GAME U...

SO THEM RATz GONE FLY TO DA CHEESE !!

ME PERSONALLY THO, I KNO ENUFF STRIPPERz TO DA POINT WHERE I DONT GOTTA GO TO A CLUB...

I CAN MAKE A PHONE CALL & GET IT CRACC'N...

HOOK'EM UP WIT SUM OF DA HOMIEz WHO MIGHT TRICC & ALL I GOTTA DO IZ SHOW UP...

LET THEM DO THEY THANG & I'LL KICC BACC & KEEP MY CHIPz IN DA BAG !!


:cool:



- GEEzUz
 
May 9, 2002
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bigbosstalk said:
ill take an e pill and walk in the strip club and blow like 2 racks away and have the time of my life, just cuz ur trickin it off doesnt make it a waste
Actually, thats EXACTLY what it is. Id rather buy liquer and pick up a drunk chick that will actually fuck me, instead of teasin me.

Strip clubs=biggest scam inthe world. It just proves how GULIBLE MEN ARE WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN.
 
Dec 9, 2005
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Yeah, I've went maybe 3 times in my life...I'm not big on cheap thrills...and especially not expensive ass cheap thrills ! But to each his own...don't get me wrong tho, I'm a tittie enthusiast...
 
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dam, u guys act like tha mack of the year, like you just got fine ass women walkin up to you wantin to fuck. i went to a strip club a few times and its coo to just kick it with your boys and have a few drinks sometimes. you pay for a movie, you pay for a date, you pay for music, its just entertainment for some people, and yeah my babys mama does look dam good, fake tittes and all
 

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Some Random Asshole
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some people have girlfriends (or wives), and others have enough game that they don't have to pay for pussy or to pay for a chick to come near them.

some people like the environment, others don't. to each their own...who fuckin cares if some people dont' want to go or dont like it? that doesn't mean everyone has to be like that....fuckin christ.
 

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Sicc OG
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Not a big fan of the strip club, I think its funny to see fools go there and trick all their money out to those sluts and not even get head or nothing. Whenever i go i never spend a dime and have a sghitty time cuz as soon as the bitches know i'm a tightwad I'll get no play from those whores cuz all they care about is money. I will only go to one for a special occasion like a bachelor party or something like that
 
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For reals, it depends on where you are. Because I've checked them out in a few states, and the ones in Portland are shitting on other places in a serious way! And this isn't on some 'yay-yay Portland is the best shit', its on some, 'The state of Oregon's constitution guarantees the right to be naked' shit.

So the clubs up here are EVERYWHERE and there is hardly ever a cover charge, the drinks cost the same as at a regular bar, and its just laid back like that. Being a dancer is a normal occupation here for fine women (and some not so fine ones, but thats a different story) and you can just go kick it and girls are almost never sweating you for cash, as long as you don't be a complete dick and never tip.

There are probably over 100 strip clubs in Portland, and you can find ones with fly women and you wont end up blowing hella cash, no more than if you went to a regular club and spent your money on $6 hennys. Shady shit goes on these places too so its pretty much just where hustlers hang out, not like in Cali and Las Vegas where its all fake tits, brass n' glass, and cheezy dudes trying to out trick each other (no offense to those areas, its just what I saw). Of course you can find that in Portland, but you just never go to those places.

Just my 2 cents, because I used to dj a club up here.
 

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Some Random Asshole
Apr 25, 2002
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Oregon won't let you fill up your own gas, but you can watch naked bitches and get drunk? That makes sense.

They won't even serve alcohol in the strips clubs in Washington.
 
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I think it's a waste of money, it's cool to chill w/ a few buddies for a bachelor party or some shit. One of my boys pulled some strippers from a local spot here in OC and just about a month ago one of the homies had a bachelor party at a friends house and these bitches came through, 1 mexican bitch, one snow bunny....shit was crackin for a few hours, bitches were getting their drink on as well....at the very end, the bitches had a raffle, $10 a pop.....who ever wins the raffle gets to bone one of the bitches! ha ha, skanless shit I know but it was funny cuz it was one of the homies uncles that won, dude is like 45 or some shit...ha ha. and I know some people will say, I will never pay for pussy, i'm a mack, i'm a player etc.....it was a stupid raffle for good times! LOL.....
 
May 9, 2002
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bigbosstalk said:
co-sign

yah people got wives and shit but so the fuck what, i need some strange in my life

im not knocking the people who dont like it im just sayin its fun, you can have all the pussy you want whenever you want it but its just fun going to the strip club
But WHY is it fun? You have not explained that yet.

Do you like that women make fake advances towards you? Do you like the fact that they PRETEND to like you? How about the atmosphere? Guys jerkin off in the corners while the bathrooms are litterd with used condoms and puke? Please, tell us the "fun" you get out off a strip club.

And just to clear the air, you DO realize, women only ACT as if they like you...for your money, right? Im just making sure we are on the same page here.
 
Apr 14, 2003
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^^^^Hahaha You're a clown


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They won't even serve alcohol in the strips clubs in Washington.

That's ghetto....I wonder if state line is considered Washington or Idaho...
I aint never been to a strip club neither, I'll go though to check it out, dont know when.

Ive gone to school with some beezies that strip, a couple sexy bitches and a couple straight sluts...
 

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fuck a strip club...biggest waste of money.
Been there twice, on my friends 18th bday like 5 years ago and my friends took me on my 21st and blew hella money on me and I wasnt even feel'n that shit. I dont see a purpose of blowin money on lap dances and lookin at naked bitches that you cant do anything to unless you down to blow hella money...fuck a strip club.
 

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Jesse fuckin' Rice said:
But WHY is it fun? You have not explained that yet.

Do you like that women make fake advances towards you? Do you like the fact that they PRETEND to like you? How about the atmosphere? Guys jerkin off in the corners while the bathrooms are litterd with used condoms and puke? Please, tell us the "fun" you get out off a strip club.

And just to clear the air, you DO realize, women only ACT as if they like you...for your money, right? Im just making sure we are on the same page here.
+1
 
Feb 23, 2006
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im on the same fuckin page wit jesse fuckin rice....i never been to a strip club, ever. Im not gonna pay a bitch to dance in front of me...I got a girl who could do that to me...and plus you cant even touch the female...i gotta girl who i could rub my dick all over her thighs.....dont even gotta by a damn teddy bear for her. PRICELESS

In the strip clubs...i dont know if all, but notice how the lights are off....all dark inside...thats because there cracked out...like one dude said...bitches got bruises...fuck that. LOL