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28g w/o the bag

28g w/o the bag

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#101
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#101
S.SAVAGE said:
off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.
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wtf

that "cat play date" shit should've been reason enough to lock him up under the mental ward, never mind allowing his love stick to come in contact with the cat's shit hole... the fuck

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#102
Feb 16, 2006
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#102
A play cat date sounds hella childish or pyshco female shit, red flag S.SAVAGE @S.SAVAGE your homies didnt think that was weird? I couldn't keep a straight face if my neighbor asked me that I'd laugh hard esp if I was high probably fall over laughing.
 
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#103
S.SAVAGE said:
off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.
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#106
Aug 22, 2003
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#106
cats are alright, but they arent house animals IMO. they should be allowed to walk around outside all day and shit and piss out there, but indoors only if its freezing or storming and shit, and litter boxes are disgusting.

my aunt has like 8 cats on her property, all "mousers". all they do is kill shit all day, and wont get close to humans unless they have food, lol. one of them is all swole up and buff as fuck, named smoky, and utterly without fear. the way they should be, cats are wild carnivores and vicious killers, domesticating them is just mean
 
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28g w/o the bag

28g w/o the bag

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#108
Jan 18, 2003
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#108
mouth_my_nuts said:
This fool Incisions @Incisions be lovin him some cat jokes. You call Saturday "caturday" huh, and take pics of your cats and turn them into cat memes. I bet 99% of All cat memes come from incisions.
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baturday, blood

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DAT NIGGA TAZZ

DAT NIGGA TAZZ

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I never understood litter boxes... If u have an animal that dosent know how to pee on a bush then u have a worthless piece of shit.

I used to have 2 cats, they were both abandoned by difrent neighbors and my mom took them in. One was a huge faggot named cleo and she was kinda gay she was a creeper of a cat. Itd sneak in my room and wait hella long til im asleep and then meow to go out. And i put her through a couple dryer cycles cuz shed sneak in there too. Tigger was my fat ass like 30 pound orange cat he was cool though. He ended up getting ate by my gay ass neighbors dog, i had to take him into the vet with my mom n i remember she made me carry him all bloody with a broken back and i was thinking wow this is some horror movie shit lol. Those neighbors were such tweekers that they told us theyd pay the vet bill but they straight dissapeared like 2 days after.
 
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#113
DAT NIGGA TAZZ said:
I never understood litter boxes... If u have an animal that dosent know how to pee on a bush then u have a worthless piece of shit.

I used to have 2 cats, they were both abandoned by difrent neighbors and my mom took them in. One was a huge faggot named cleo and she was kinda gay she was a creeper of a cat. Itd sneak in my room and wait hella long til im asleep and then meow to go out. And i put her through a couple dryer cycles cuz shed sneak in there too. Tigger was my fat ass like 30 pound orange cat he was cool though. He ended up getting ate by my gay ass neighbors dog, i had to take him into the vet with my mom n i remember she made me carry him all bloody with a broken back and i was thinking wow this is some horror movie shit lol. Those neighbors were such tweekers that they told us theyd pay the vet bill but they straight dissapeared likeF 2 days after.
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You can train a cat to use the toilet.. Try doin that wit a dog cud
 
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Theres a chinese restaraunt near a vetrinarian around here, this chinese lady kept adopting hella cats... Idk how but she got caught and arrested for animal abuse cuz she was cooking the cats lol, dont know if she was serving it to people or not
 
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