I *HATE* small dogs.

[mouth_my_nuts]

thats because cats are more like humans, they cant be treated as slaves like dogs can..if ya tell ur homie 2 roll over, u better hope he aint bitch enough to do it. same wit a cat...are dogs more animalistic and easier to train? yea...cats are independent and have 2 much pride to take orders, and that comes from intelligence. thats also why i say cats are more g, while dogs are more like bitches...u can train a bitch all day. try trainin ya peoples, tho. it dont work. tell ur homie "sit!"...theyll look at u like "the fuck u tellin me to sit for, mufucka?"...same exact shit wit a cat. they still got love for u, they just aint as down 2 be bitched around. and yea, lions do kill species that would murder a cat, only because of SIZE. thats why i say pound-for-pound...if cats were the size of dogs, they wouldnt be legal, because theyre too vicious. basically, big dogs are more useful, no doubt, but on purely a thinking and instinctual level, cats > dogs all day

I quoted you to let you know I don't care enough about cats to read all that.

Do you prefer lambs over cats?

 

[S.SAVAGE]

African grey.

I had my African Grey, 'Nikki' for 22 years.

I miss that fucker.

GREAT pets, very smart, & will talk your fucking ear off.

I even taught her how to belch & make fart noises.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

I had my African Grey, 'Nikki' for 22 years.

I miss that fucker.

GREAT pets, very smart, & will talk your fucking ear off.

I even taught her how to belch & make fart noises.

They got that deep voice. LuLu (my wife's yellow nape amazon) can sing opera n shit. The worst thing about her is that my mother in law taught her most of what she can say and lulu does her voice perfectly


Birds live so God damned long

RIP to yours tho, Shea. I feel sorry for whoever has to take care of this bird if she outlives us

 

[S.SAVAGE]

They got that deep voice. LuLu (my wife's yellow nape amazon) can sing opera n shit. The worst thing about her is that my mother in law taught her most of what she can say and lulu does her voice perfectly


Birds live so God damned long

RIP to yours tho, Shea. I feel sorry for whoever has to take care of this bird if she outlives us

Thanks Matt-

Nikki used to sing 'Sweet Child 'O Mine' to the T!!! LOL She would even do the guitar solo! lol I wish camera phones were out back then.

She was 26 when she died, which is a long ass time, but she could have lived longer, but caught a cold one day & the next day, gone.

 

[Shaniac]

Bird flu?

 

[Shaniac]

I'm cool off little dogs and birds. Also cats can fuck off unless its your own cat. Fucking every neighbor I have right now must own a few cats a piece. Shitting all over the garden and probably pissing on shit too.

 

[Dana Dane]

My chihuahua is the dopest little dog, but Ive trained him well & swear this lil fucker understands English. He doesnt yap, he actually has a little bass to his bark. He is protective as shit though & I try to keep strangers away from him cuz he will bite if he thinks someone is a threat to me or someone he cares about.

I never wanted a small dog, and just happened to get this one, but I wouldn't trade him for the world.

...and while I hate to agree with incisions, cats are inherently smarter & way more vicious than dogs.

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

My chihuahua is the dopest little dog, but Ive trained him well & swear this lil fucker understands English. He doesnt yap, he actually has a little bass to his bark. He is protective as shit though & I try to keep strangers away from him cuz he will bite if he thinks someone is a threat to me or someone he cares about.

I never wanted a small dog, and just happened to get this one, but I wouldn't trade him for the world.

...and while I hate to agree with incisions, cats are inherently smarter & way more vicious than dogs.

pooter is so friggin cute

 

[S.SAVAGE]

off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

 

[savage]

wtf lol

 

[Hood Rat Matt]

off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

christ

 

[saladbowlking]

off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

That shit aint nice at all....

 

[Gemini]

Anybody who likes bigger dogs must enjoy having to clean up bigger shits.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

What the fuck? Yea the stop snitchin rule does not apply to shit like that, u dont want that anywhere near ur family

When the cops got there someone shoulda grabbed their loudspeaker n said "ATTENTION! CATFUCKER!"

 

[S.SAVAGE]

What the fuck? Yea the stop snitchin rule does not apply to shit like that, u dont want that anywhere near ur family

When the cops got there someone shoulda grabbed their loudspeaker n said "ATTENTION! CATFUCKER!"

this was right around the @cbrennan04 bird fucker incident.

I was @ work by the time the police got there, so I dunno exactly what was said.

 

[Incisions]

...and while I hate to agree with incisions, cats are inherently smarter & way more vicious than dogs.

ull get used 2 it

 

[mrtonguetwista]

off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

 

[Mike Manson]

off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

Sometimes I wish the internet wouldn't exist, so I would not be confronted with shit like that lol. Damn...

 

[DFresh77]

off the subject, but in '05 my best friend & his wife lived next door to me.

they have a cat.

we had a weirdo neighbor on the side of our house who would always let my boys cat in for 'play dates' with his cat.

one night, the cat did not come home.

next morning we find the cat, still alive, in a pool of blood, sedated, panting hella heavy, dying on the porch... the cat was all lubed up, cum in its hair & his intestines had fallen out his asshole from being raped.

my boys wife called the cops on dude & had him arrested for raping her cat.

that cat lived until last year, when it got hit by a car.

true story.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Incisions be gettin punked by his cat

"Nigga i said i want Fancy Feast. Gimmie this kibbles n bits bullshit again n see what the fuck happens HSSSSSSSS now get the fuck outta my sight fuck boy"