I really just stopped reading that after "cock hitler".
I knew, at that point, there was nothing worth responding to in it.
However, with that said, you'll realize that I, in fact, did respond to it, yet I did not read it.
Though a conundrum it might be, the confusion I have caused by responding pales in comparison to your enigmatic and often enlightening posts on this forum.
You sir, are a true contributor to all that is awesome on this forum.
Please take this rambling response as lots of attention for your net ego, and I hope that somehow I have filled an emptiness inside of your personal life by giving you said attention.
Good day to you, sir.