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Chevy Man

Chevy Man

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MeloTrauma said:
What do you guys resort to when youre out of toilet paper? One time I was out of toilet paper, out of kleenex, and out of paper towels... my only option was some coffee filters from the kitchen. Fuck, them coffee filters tore my ass apart!
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Smitty

Smitty

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Yeah got down to the coffee filters before. Then ran out of those and used newspaper. It ain't that bad if you crumple it up for a while before you wipe.
 
Chevy Man

Chevy Man

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who else hold there head up with their hand with your elbow on your thigh?? lol that moves classic..been past down from generation to generation ya feel lol
 
Reptile

Reptile

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Lmfao...@ coffee filters


i always mix wet an dry wipen....but i finish off with a dry one

:cool:


wet wipes are good shit though....for cleaning almost anything
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

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Apr 25, 2002
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Why dont we have bidets in this country? I want my asshole washed out every time I shit.... fuck all this paper hassle... it be rubbing my asshole raw, fuckin leaving behind little rolled bits of paper in my ass hairs... the worse is when you just took a watery shit and you go to wipe...your fingers punch through the toilet paper.!!!.. that stink is hella hard to wash away when you get that shit under your fingernails... I WANT A BIDET!!!!
 
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Grim

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lol, has anyone seen those infommericals that are new about those Toilet bowl lids that are all high tech...they spray a stream up water up after you are done to help clean your ass better...the commerical is funny as hell...it got an old lady talking about, the warm water feels like a breathe of fresh air....they look pretty tight though, i couldnt find a link online
 
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Ghostly

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nah no need for that water up the ass toilet..this is how u take a clean shit.. before u sit on the toilet what u do is put one hand on each cheeck and spread those badboys apart and then sit down..so when you take a dump it dosent rub against ur buttcheecks and make a big mess..theres no need to waste half a toilet paper roll using this technique ,when it only takes 1 square to clean up
 
MidWestHomie

MidWestHomie

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but once about 4 hours. too much 151 i passed out. when i woke up like 5 of my friends had took a shit on the side of the house.bathroom door was locked so they couldn't get any t.p. so there was hella newspaper blowing around with shit on it outside. lol it was like 30 degrees outside that night.
 
Gold Deez

Gold Deez

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that ain't shit.......ya'll ever had the build up of shit chillin inside of you for about a week or two and your all constipated and then you finally shit and the mound of shit setz above the water in the toilet???


:confused:
 
Jar

Jar

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Ghostly said:
nah no need for that water up the ass toilet..this is how u take a clean shit.. before u sit on the toilet what u do is put one hand on each cheeck and spread those badboys apart and then sit down..so when you take a dump it dosent rub against ur buttcheecks and make a big mess..theres no need to waste half a toilet paper roll using this technique ,when it only takes 1 square to clean up
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