how long do your shits go for?

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YOUNG BREW

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Apr 25, 2002
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im a quik shitter...grab the tabloid magazine...usually aint in there any more than 10minutes...but i usually dont attempt to shit until its good and ready..so it limits how long the whole process will be

lmao@this whole topic
 
m.w.merlino

m.w.merlino

Sicc OG
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Dec 18, 2002
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DJ Mark 7 said:
I'm shittin now! (get the visual)

oh and don't be mad at those adult wipes they sell now either....The wet wipe thingies....Man u'll be SPRUNG if u fuck wit em!
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its always been my dream to have those instead of TP -- then i wont have to fuck witta shower

if i get a greasy ass run then i take a shower...
 
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askG

Sicc OG
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Nov 19, 2002
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the runs suck...i get them every so often...i got em right now...its got to the point where im going 5 to 6 times a day...3 or 4 of them will be within 2 hrs...shits crazy because i unload heavy and the next time within 20 minutes im unloading another big one...you need the softest TP possible for these situations dirty.
 
Jar

Jar

Sicc OG
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May 22, 2002
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:cool: sometimes I shit for over and an hour and I almost use one roll of toilet paper at least every time I take a shit. But I usually only take one big shit every couple of days. And I always take a shower after I take a shit but I also apply soap to the toilet paper when I wipe to get extra clean. I wouldn't have it any other way:classic: And I only shit at home in my apartment or at my parents house. I will never take a dump anywhere else unless absolutely necessary. And I got those wet wipes too.
 
DJ Mark 7

DJ Mark 7

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Jar said:
[BAnd I only shit at home in my apartment or at my parents house. I will never take a dump anywhere else unless absolutely necessary. And I got those wet wipes too. [/B]
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Couldn't have said it better myself...I'm like the O.G. "Shitbreak" from American Pie lol
 
Chevy Man

Chevy Man

Sicc OG
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Jan 26, 2003
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lol i remember when i was livin at my uncles house they ran out of toilet paper n i had juss finished takin a doo doo so i panic n read for the Baby Wipes lol...i gotta hand it to'em, they get that shit clean!! only took like 3 n shit....they're also good for cleanin your shoes hahaa
 
VSTXDJ

VSTXDJ

Sicc OG
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Aug 20, 2003
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MANG IT TAKES ME LIKE 45 MINUTES EVERY MORNIN WHEN I WAKE UP AND EVERY NIGHT BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP . ITS BEEN THE SAME ROUTINE FOR YEARS HAHA AND WHEN IM DONE I WIPE TILL MY ASS BLEEDS
 
MeloTrauma

MeloTrauma

Sicc OG
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Apr 25, 2002
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What do you guys resort to when youre out of toilet paper? One time I was out of toilet paper, out of kleenex, and out of paper towels... my only option was some coffee filters from the kitchen. Fuck, them coffee filters tore my ass apart!
 
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