how long do your shits go for?

[askG]

for me i can take anywhere from 10 to 20 minutes...give me a good magazine or book and i could go for half hour.

what about you?

 

[StickyGreen]

who the fuck would actually really make a post like this? lol...wtf

 

[DJ Mark 7]

honestly since I got a wireless router in my home I shit for like an hour at a time...I'm sure I'll get hemmoroids lol. But I just sit an surf the net

 

[StickyGreen]

/\ lol wtf...when i shit i drop the package and bounce...why yall just chillin there for so long like its the kick it spot or somethin?

 

[Chevy Man]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn an hour lol, thas a muthafuckin lot

 

[mrmafioso04]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[DJ Mark 7]

It IS the kick it spot for me!!!! The one place I can be without any interruption!!! lololol

 

[V i L E]

15 minutes to an hour

 

[MeloTrauma]

20 minutes average... Its the only time I get true privacy... I read a good magazine while I shit, and then when Im done, alot of times Ill just whack away... dont forget, shitting and masturbating burns calories.

 

[D-Menace]

^^lol....

ill say 10 minz to 20 minz

but if im readin....sometimes i forget im even on the throne an im like wtf....lol

 

[MizeryU]

DRINK MORE WATER AND EAT MORE FIBER

 

[Mac Allah]

i average 5-7 minutes

 

[Psilo707]

I used to go for 20-25 mins at a time easy. I'd just fuckin' sit there and zone off and not do anything.
Then I got a little more real as I got older and now I try to do that shit as fast as possible, 3-4 mins max, sometimes forget to wipe too cuz im in such a hurry... dont even care tho....

 

[28g w/o the bag]

since i usually smoke a bowl while i'm doing it, i don't know... i lose track of time

 

[DJ Mark 7]

3-4 minutes? Hell I spend that much time WIPING...I like to make sure I'm clean lol

This convo is gettin PRETTY fuckin filthy

 

[Chevy Man]

since i usually smoke a bowl while i'm doing it, i don't know... i lose track of time

lol, i used to do that while i played loud music with the fan on n shit. n then spray that good smellin spray so youc ant smell shit hahaa

 

[MRTHECOSE]

i read the first three chapters of "strike zone" the other day. so to answer the question on average 15 wit a mag. 10 wit out .a good book i lose track of time. lol but that is the truest most private moment i get sum times.

 

[Mac Allah]

3-4 minutes? Hell I spend that much time WIPING...I like to make sure I'm clean lol

This convo is gettin PRETTY fuckin filthy

If your really good at it, all it takes is one stroke.

 

[Chevy Man]

^^^^i almost go through a whole fuckin TP everytime i go

 

[AdolfOliverBush]

honestly since I got a wireless router in my home I shit for like an hour at a time...I'm sure I'll get hemmoroids lol. But I just sit an surf the net

^^^I bet you posted that while taking a shit.

It usually takes me 5-10 minutes. Then I wipe and then jump in the shower real quick to wash it completely. I have to be clean there. I just feel dirty if I don't wash it out completely. Plus other people will pick up your stank scent faster than you will. That's probably too much information.