My cousins use to work at Round Table in Vallejo.. they said they use to spit on peoples pizza... eww and probably never could tell... damn im never going to eat pizza the same now..
lol..i knew this iranian dude that owned his own pizza shop.dude would be picking his nose,scratching himself ,had the hairiest arms and then u'd see him elbow deep in pizza sauce mixing that shit up..fuck that..
the homie said he was in the car waiting for his mexican food (i think, or dude might have confused them for waiting for it..forget that part of the story) and the cook walked out of the back, blew his nose all over his hand, and then wiped it on his apron while staring them down
One time I was blazin a j around 12 at night in the drive through at jack in the crack and I'm the 2nd next 2 get my grub. And out of no where sum dike ass I'm mean hardcore bull dike scrap bitch yells sum shit and gets out the car. In like ok I guess she wants even more ranch(fat whore).. Then blamo! Hardcore ass bitch punches in the window I'm like damn...she gets in the car and bounces..next dudes are like" can I get sum tacos hold the glass".. Lmao...
Oh one time I put a nice green booger in sum dudes veggie gourmet when I worked for roundtable.. I delivered the pizza cuzz we were down drivers and he upset my homie over the phone talking mad shit for no reason..my coworker was pissed but he aint the type to get revenge..so I said I got you... started blowin my nose pickin it and shit..then when I got a good one ithrew it in there..dude ended up being sum old redneck. Gave me a 3 dolla tip and all was right with the world... only defaced food once and that was it...
My wife and best friend hawked a loogie in her uncles gf's milk shake once..because the gf was a whore in highschool and her uncle had no idea. Oh ya she drank the whole damn thing to her self...
Oh be4 I forget my boy hawked a fat loogie under a pigs superstar when he worked at carls jr... was it because he was a cop?? Maybe..was it because b4 he walked in the restruant he gave my boy a ticket for a cracked windshield?? Yes!.. To top it off he asked the cop half way through so how does it taste? Lmao!!
Lmfao @ that video. I had an incident like that in high school in the computer room. I was scrambling to finish some paper and this fuckin surfer cat was throwing small wads of paper at the dude next to me but hit me once and I looked at him and let it slide. A few minutes later he does it again except this one hit my face and I got up like a bull and socked his ass square in the jaw. Dude was shitting himself, for some reason I then pick up a trash can and slap him with it. Don't know how I didn't get caught for that one.
jay_jay said:
I just want to know... every restaurant i have worked at.. the fuckin cooks always fight... or there just fuckin crazy.. why is that??
^ That's the truth. Man I got some good memories of fighting at the restaurant. I remember when I first started I was 16 and this 26 year old dude was trying to fuck with me and towel snapped me in the face! I took flight allover dudes head. Fucker had no chance being I had like a foot and 100lbs on this paisa.
One time late at night this cook and bus boy (not a boy but really like 26) starting talkin' mad shit in spanish and the bus boy calls him out from behind the cook line. They met up right in the fuckin' dining room in front of people beatin' eachothers asses.
One time I was blazin a j around 12 at night in the drive through at jack in the crack and I'm the 2nd next 2 get my grub. And out of no where sum dike ass I'm mean hardcore bull dike scrap bitch yells sum shit and gets out the car. In like ok I guess she wants even more ranch(fat whore).. Then blamo! Hardcore ass bitch punches in the window I'm like damn...she gets in the car and bounces..next dudes are like" can I get sum tacos hold the glass".. Lmao...
Oh one time I put a nice green booger in sum dudes veggie gourmet when I worked for roundtable.. I delivered the pizza cuzz we were down drivers and he upset my homie over the phone talking mad shit for no reason..my coworker was pissed but he aint the type to get revenge..so I said I got you... started blowin my nose pickin it and shit..then when I got a good one ithrew it in there..dude ended up being sum old redneck. Gave me a 3 dolla tip and all was right with the world... only defaced food once and that was it...
My wife and best friend hawked a loogie in her uncles gf's milk shake once..because the gf was a whore in highschool and her uncle had no idea. Oh ya she drank the whole damn thing to her self...
Oh be4 I forget my boy hawked a fat loogie under a pigs superstar when he worked at carls jr... was it because he was a cop?? Maybe..was it because b4 he walked in the restruant he gave my boy a ticket for a cracked windshield?? Yes!.. To top it off he asked the cop half way through so how does it taste? Lmao!!
One time when i used to work at this furiture place i used to steal these lift top tables and i stole one for one of the employees once and this big ass black dude named howard foud out he worked there too by the way, and wanted me to steal one for him i told him 100$ they were 325 brand new and he was like A HUNDRED DOLLARS U GET THEM FOR FREE i said so i gotta make my shit he was like i wil give u 50 so i said fuck ur self 100 or no deal and he was like what if i just whoop your ass i said make a move there aint nothin between us but air and opputunity we started bangin and he whooped me, but since we were in a big ass warehouse the mangers never even knew the only person who knew was the other warehouse, well needless to say he never asked me to do that again cause i dont give a fuck about gettin whooped but he aint gonna act like hes gonna punk me or some shit
Only once did I lose control. I worked at a Pet Store and this dumb fuck was always fucking with people. Well one day were in the back doing stock work, so this fuck starts throwing shit at me and a friend of mine. At first it was haha humor. After about the 3rd time my friend is like what the fuck is wrong with you. So this dumb fuck starts throwing more shit. my friend threw him to the floor and I opened up a Big ass bag of dog food and just dumped it on his face. Mutah fuhka neva fucked with us again.
the homie said he was in the car waiting for his mexican food (i think, or dude might have confused them for waiting for it..forget that part of the story) and the cook walked out of the back, blew his nose all over his hand, and then wiped it on his apron while staring them down
I was at a mall in Arizona a few years back....I ordered a couple slices of pizza from Sbarro's pizza or whatever. Some Mexican fool came out and tried to hand me my pizza's with his right arm drenched in blood, I mean it was covered in blood. The blood was literally dripping on the table in front of me! WTF? You get in a knife fight in the back or something vato?!
I was at a mall in Arizona a few years back....I ordered a couple slices of pizza from Sbarro's pizza or whatever. Some Mexican fool came out and tried to hand me my pizza's with his right arm drenched in blood, I mean it was covered in blood. The blood was literally dripping on the table in front of me! WTF? You get in a knife fight in the back or something vato?!