Girls: He Tricked Us Into Sex With Tarot Cards

[90'sBayPlayer]

This thread enforces why I fucc dumb bitches

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

lol, what did she do to "trick" you into fucking her?

Bought me a bunch of beer. Then bought me a gram of dank. By midnight I was pretty much done on the couch, and that's when the demands came in...

Her - "Take off your pants"
Me - "Ummm....OK"
Her - "Lay down"
ME - "Ummm...OK"

I probably would have done it sober, but still...she had her game plan locked in.

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

Wow...WTF...

Where can I get some tarrot card? I see a big penis in your future...

ROLMFAO...Hahahaha!!!

 

[tweeze]

Pics?

 

[Gas One]

i got sucked up by this broad for having the OG version of the E-40 'Federal' CD.

you deserve props (got em!), but the chick slightly deserves more props

bless her heart for acknowledging a classic

 

[MEXCOM]

i bet when they arrested him the guy was all like

 

[evolution8]

dumbass bitch

 

[NotAllThere]

i bet when they arrested him the guy was all like

lmao i never expected to see dirch passer on the siccness

 

[aridan3at]

Shit if he can do that, Imma go around and say "Im a Medicine Man".

LOL on gotta do 'five' or 'seven' on them dumb bitches.