Girls: He Tricked Us Into Sex With Tarot Cards

[niguardian]

we should make a 'stupidest reason a girl wanted to fuck you' thread....

cuz boy do they come up with some dumb ass reasons

like...your black

lol

a friend a mines girl asked me if i thought she was cute at some party one time i was like "hell yeah" then she got all up on me and asked would i fuck her and i was like "hell yeah" then dude came outta nowhere like a referee and we broke it up, needless to say one a my other patnas ended up fuckin the hoe and shes no longer wit the first dude lol

 

[niguardian]

Sixteen is the new eighteen!!

haaaa imma be on trial tryna use a siccness post as a defense

 

[2-0-Sixx]

awesome, looks like I found my new hobby.

 

[2-0-Sixx]

Sixteen is the new eighteen!!

And 12 is the new 15




(going to hell)

 

[TaxMan]

Ya, it happened to me when I was 15 (she was 31).
I thought it was cool at the moment, but as I grew older...damn that lady had tricks up her sleeve. Straight predator tactics. Basically really demanding, telling me what to do, step by step program. Oh well...

lol, what did she do to "trick" you into fucking her?

 

[2-0-Sixx]

lol, what did she do to "trick" you into fucking her?

told him she had a GI joe in her pussy??

 

[SteadyMobbin]

Ya, it happened to me when I was 15 (she was 31).
I thought it was cool at the moment, but as I grew older...damn that lady had tricks up her sleeve. Straight predator tactics. Basically really demanding, telling me what to do, step by step program. Oh well...

Did she order you to do chores around the house for sex? If so, I think I know her.

 

[90'sBayPlayer]

Where can I get some tarrot card? I see a big penis in your future...

 

[WickedKlownmcl4]

Dumb fucks!!

 

[fillyacup]

bitches these days are dumb as fuck. they just want dick and once they realize they got caught or feel guilty or anything they quick to drop dimes

of course young as fuck ones is not the shit, but these lil sluts is the WORSE. watching they hoe ass sister and couger ass mom fuck all each others friends like a orgy in the desperate housewife of oc or something

 

[The Visualizer]

I don't know why hispanics/latinos are hella superstitious. I knew these 2 broads who would go to a fortune teller and he would tell them some crazy ass shit about their lives. They called him daily and what not... blame the girls for being retarded.

 

[MEXCOM]

bitchualizer returns. and now he brings 60% more bitch in his posts than ever before.

 

[The Visualizer]

And MEXCOM adds the bitchassness by trying to be funny

 

[MEXCOM]

not trying bitch, not trying at all.

my humor is more props worthy than your gay attempts at being cool.

you lose.

 

[FreedomLost]

No doubt.

But sense he had to do it with little girls. He will end up getting pimped and raped in jail.

Dumbass. The key is to get legal bitches to do your bidding not little girls.

They need to ask the parents why they left a 13 year old alone with a 59 year old? Family Friend just does not make sense.

 

[:ab:]

we should make a 'stupidest reason a girl wanted to fuck you' thread....

cuz boy do they come up with some dumb ass reasons

like...your black

lol

i got sucked up by this broad for having the OG version of the E-40 'Federal' CD.

 

[HIM]

wow

 

[niguardian]

i got sucked up by this broad for having the OG version of the E-40 'Federal' CD.

thats the greatest shit i ever heard

*sheds tear

he better get 1000 props

 

[niguardian]

"I kept thinking, 'Is this rape? Is this rape?' " she testified. "I thought, 'No, it wouldn't be, because he cares about me.'

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[niguardian]

this thread makes me wanna fuck dumb bitches