Gas One's OFFICIAL Random Thread, Summer '08

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Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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I'm portuguese and irish, and I get burnt as fuck the first time sun touches my skin, and then the rest of the summer I am hella dark.

FUCK NASCAR for holding me fuckin hostage in my fuckin house all goddamn weekend. Highway 37 isn't cut out for 100,000 rednecks in big ass trucks....Age went to the smoke shop and hour ago and still isn't back yet....FUCK YOU NASCAR!

and FUCK the NAPA/SOLANO FIRE for making it so I can't even see town through all the smoke.
 
Dana Dane

Dana Dane

RIP Vallejo Kid
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Napa/Solano County line..............I sat in my living room and watched it burn for about 5 hours last night, and now I can't even see the mountain its on through all the smoke.
 
Lamberto Quintero

Lamberto Quintero

Sicc OG
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May 13, 2002
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Gas One said:
i could never rock an umbrella in summer. i dont give a fuck. you just look like a crackhead at the end of the day.
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Man, honestly I feel weird using an umbrella even when it's raining. I'll be getting soaked as fuck walking around, looking as unfeminine as possible but ending up with some fucking bronchitis. But in the summer time, fuck an umbrella!
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#129
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yeah i agree lamberto....once i was in SF with a umbrella....the fucking umbrella turned upside down and RIPPED OFF THE METAL PARTS.

people were fucking dying. i just kinda pu the umbrella down and walked in the rain with my head down

i really aint rocked a umbrella since. ill just take the raindrop L.


old people are fuckin crazy tho. youll see them with the umbrella AND the medical mask. liek what the fuck does a medical mask do for you in 90 degree heat? people be actin like theres still sars outbreaks.

drose farnsworth is insane. remember that fool coming from the sky w/ the umbrella tapdancing on the outkast video like mary poppins?
what the fuck was that about?
 
Lamberto Quintero

Lamberto Quintero

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Even though tripping/slipping is pretty embarrassing, I have to agree. The umbrella flipping inside out is the worst shit ever. Last time that shit happened to me I wanted to just throw the fuckin umbrella against a wall as hard as I could. Right outside of fuckin campus around all these girls, damn that was shitty...LOL
 
Gas One

Gas One

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the only thing i can think of worse than your umbrella getting hyphy on you is getting shit on by a bird.

if you get shit on by a bird you damn near got dissed by god himself.

there is absolutely no way to play off getting shit on by a bird. unless you own a bb gun and you shoot that very same bird down, run up to it in its fazed state and take a fat shit all over its limp body.

bonus points if it sqwacks while you do it.

that might be the ONLY coming back from that.
 
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D-Rose

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Yea man, Farnsworth is on one, or 2.

Speakin of umbrellas, I came up on a lot of em at my school library. Fools leave em by the door and shit, these fools obviously never been jacked before in their life, to think that them shits are gonna remain where they placed them.
 
Lamberto Quintero

Lamberto Quintero

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Gas One said:
the only thing i can think of worse than your umbrella getting hyphy on you is getting shit on by a bird.

if you get shit on by a bird you damn near got dissed by god himself.

there is absolutely no way to play off getting shit on by a bird. unless you own a bb gun and you shoot that very same bird down, run up to it in its fazed state and take a fat shit all over its limp body.

that might be the ONLY coming back from that.
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Damn I hadn't even though of that, but forreal, fuck getting shit on by a bird! I remember in middle school there would be like five million seagulls flying in the air and people would get shit on by them on the regular. I never got shit on, but a few close calls were enough. I saw plenty of people get shat on though...
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#137
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jacking umbrellas is hella ghetto though. lol

thats like jackin niggas at yard sales.

yeah ive seena few people get shit on by seagulls...it always ruins any prior plans damn enar instantly

new flamboyant mc rap line

"seagull shit on my force 1's/fuck it i got two purr"
 
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D-Rose

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Gas One said:
jacking umbrellas is hella ghetto though. lol

thats like jackin niggas at yard sales.

yeah ive seena few people get shit on by seagulls...it always ruins any prior plans damn enar instantly
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Lol, I just LOL'd out loud, cuz I was thinkin to myself that that was pretty ghetto of me. Its ok though, stayin dry at other people's expense is what America is all about.

And one time a few years back, I was postin in my car with the window slightly cracked, and a fuckin king sized amount of bird doodoo found its way thru the crack in my window, and got on my sleeve and door panel. I'm not really religious at all, but I think I was being punished someway from that shit. lol
 
Gas One

Gas One

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#139
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you really havent seen someone get shit on by a bird until you see someone get shit on near their mouths by a bird because they looked up at them. i mean its funny when a bird comes through and just straight up ruins someones fit, but the horrified look of someone with bird shit on their shivering top lip is something you will take with you to your grave.
 
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