Gas One's OFFICIAL Random Thread, Summer '08
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SINCE WE ON SOME RANDOM SHIT
IVE BEEN TALKIN TO THIS BITCH I MET AT THIS LIL PARTY THANG THANG LAST WEEK SO SHE TELL ME SHE GOT A BOYFRIEND BUT ITS NUTHIN. SHE SAID WUT HE DONT KNOW, DONT MATTER AND SHE TRYNA FUCK WITH ME. SO IM SPITTIN AND SHE SOAKIN IT ALL UP SO ME AND SOME FOLKS GO TO THIS LIL KICK IT SPOT LAST NIGHT CUZ SHE WAS GONNA BE THERE.
I DIDNT KNOW HER BOYFRIEND WAS GONNA BE THERE TOO. SO I WALK UP IN THE PARTY AND ALL U HEAR IS THESE 3 BITCHES "OH HE'S HERE!!, ITS HIM!!, HE SHOWED UP!" I WAS GONNA PLAY IT LIKE I NEVER MET THE BROAD BEFORE BUT THIS BITCH GETS UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND RIGHT THERE, HOPS OVER THE TABLE AND GIVES ME A BIG ASS HUG AND KISSES ME ON THE CHEEK AND I LOOK AT HER LIKE BITCH, IS U RETARDED? SO I SEE HER BOYFRIEND GIVE HER THAT LOOK AND HE TOOK HER WITH HIM TO GO ON A "WALK". WHEN THEY CAME BACK, WE ALREADY CUT TURF TO GO TO ANOTHER PARTY IN THE NEXT CITY SO SHE TEXT MESSAGES ME ASKIN WHY I LEFT AND HOW IF HER BOYFREIND WASNT THERE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WRAPS.
SO I SAID FUCK IT AND STARTED SPITTIN AT HER BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO HAS A BOYFRIEND BUT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL UP U FEEL ME. SO I NOW HAVE BOTH THESE HOES ON MY LINE SUMTHIN VISCIOUS AND BOTH OF THEM IS TRYNA MAKE SUMTHIN HAPPEN FAREAL. MORAL OF THE STORY, HANDCUFF YA BITCH
IVE BEEN TALKIN TO THIS BITCH I MET AT THIS LIL PARTY THANG THANG LAST WEEK SO SHE TELL ME SHE GOT A BOYFRIEND BUT ITS NUTHIN. SHE SAID WUT HE DONT KNOW, DONT MATTER AND SHE TRYNA FUCK WITH ME. SO IM SPITTIN AND SHE SOAKIN IT ALL UP SO ME AND SOME FOLKS GO TO THIS LIL KICK IT SPOT LAST NIGHT CUZ SHE WAS GONNA BE THERE.
I DIDNT KNOW HER BOYFRIEND WAS GONNA BE THERE TOO. SO I WALK UP IN THE PARTY AND ALL U HEAR IS THESE 3 BITCHES "OH HE'S HERE!!, ITS HIM!!, HE SHOWED UP!" I WAS GONNA PLAY IT LIKE I NEVER MET THE BROAD BEFORE BUT THIS BITCH GETS UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND RIGHT THERE, HOPS OVER THE TABLE AND GIVES ME A BIG ASS HUG AND KISSES ME ON THE CHEEK AND I LOOK AT HER LIKE BITCH, IS U RETARDED? SO I SEE HER BOYFRIEND GIVE HER THAT LOOK AND HE TOOK HER WITH HIM TO GO ON A "WALK". WHEN THEY CAME BACK, WE ALREADY CUT TURF TO GO TO ANOTHER PARTY IN THE NEXT CITY SO SHE TEXT MESSAGES ME ASKIN WHY I LEFT AND HOW IF HER BOYFREIND WASNT THERE, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WRAPS.
SO I SAID FUCK IT AND STARTED SPITTIN AT HER BESTFRIEND WHO ALSO HAS A BOYFRIEND BUT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT ALL UP U FEEL ME. SO I NOW HAVE BOTH THESE HOES ON MY LINE SUMTHIN VISCIOUS AND BOTH OF THEM IS TRYNA MAKE SUMTHIN HAPPEN FAREAL. MORAL OF THE STORY, HANDCUFF YA BITCH
so check it- u talk to both,,get them sum drinks..and mayb tell one to go get u a drink right, so while she's gone u tell this one "hey meet me in the (room, bathroom) in 15 minutes cuz i got sumthing to tell u..then she's like aight..so then send this one to go do sumthing..n tell the next one to meet u there 2 in like 25 minutes..n she's all koo..make sure u tell them both to keep secret..then b like imma go say wusup to my boy..walk off..n go to the spot...wen the first one shows just go with it..wen the next one shows just pull her in and go with it.....thats your plan...
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WE DRINK THE ALCOHOL THATS AT THE BBQ, I PULL THE ORIGINAL PLAN BITCH TO THE SIDE AND GET BLEW IN A ROOM. THEN HOLLA AT THE OTHER ONE AND REPEAT THE STEPS. THE THING IS I DONT GOTTA HIDE IT. THEY KNOW IM SPITTIN AT BOTH OF THEM AND BOTH OF THEM IS TRYNA FUCKS WITH IT. I ALREADY BROUGHT UP THE THOUGHT OF BOTH OF THEM TOGETHER BUT THERE RESPONSE WAS "WERE CLOSE, BUT NOT THAT CLOSE"
my dog straight up jumped up in the air, on top of a high chair, and pawed down 10 pounds of raw beef chuck from a table, and proceeded to eat the whole god damn thing.
he didnt touch the chicken. i guess he was too full.
i ran towards this mutha fucka and he waddled to the door.
and then took 2 shits immediately in the grass.
fuck male boxers. troublemakers.
i guess i shoudlnt have left the meat out but i damn sho didnt think hed be able to get to it.
last time this happened the fool at my whole papa johns pizza.
he didnt touch the chicken. i guess he was too full.
i ran towards this mutha fucka and he waddled to the door.
and then took 2 shits immediately in the grass.
fuck male boxers. troublemakers.
i guess i shoudlnt have left the meat out but i damn sho didnt think hed be able to get to it.
last time this happened the fool at my whole papa johns pizza.
