FUNNY THINGS RACIST SAY....

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Well, I work as an English tutor at the Writing Center of my college. We help students w/ term papers by answering ?'s about grammar, verb tense, MLA/APA, resumes, etc. We have a lot of international students living on campus in an exchange program. Many of them have only recently started speaking and/or writing English. Anyway, there was this female tutor who worked w/me. I'll call her "Debra" (name changed for proprietary reasons). She was one of these idealistic, "I don't believe in bathing or shaving my armpits", Tofu/vegetarian/PC, "look-at-me, I'm a tolerant liberal" types. Imagine the characters on the "E-Racists" sketch from MAD TV and you'll get the idea. LOL!

Anyway, the majority of the students who come in for help from us are Orientals. One day, a female student from Thailand came in. I was already helping another student w/ a resume, so Debra took the Thai student and went into another room, closing the door. After ten minutes, my student asked if he could borrow a dictionary. I said, "sure. I think it's in the other room. Hang on." So, I go into the room that Debra was in w/ the Thai student, and Debra's SITTING ON A FOLDING CHAIR IN A CROSSED-LEG, LOTUS POSITION WITH HER SHOES AND SOCKS OFF!!! I said, "Debra, I need a diction--uh--(looking down)--may I ask what you're doing?" And she said, "we're 'in Thailand,' and you're supposed to take off your shoes when you enter a room there." But the female student didn't have her shoes off, and she looked visibly pissed that Debra was trying to suck up to her by doing this. Hell, Debra might as well have fucking bowed and said "ah so" to her to make the stereotype complete! Some people...LOL!

PEACE!
 
Feb 14, 2004
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when i was a telemarketer, i was assisting, what seemed to be an old white man, and he asked me a question and i told him to plz hold while i look up the answer to his question and i put the mic on mute while i was looking and after i told him to wait, i heard him say, "damn spic anyway". i'm native american.
 
Apr 1, 2002
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MeloTrauma said:
"I didnt say nigg-ER, I said nigg-AH" - some clueless white dude to an angry black dude at Great America today
That's bullshit, same word just pronounced differently. A racist white dude in the south prolly pronounces it nigga, same shit, just different pronunciation. I hope he got his ass beat down.
 
Apr 1, 2002
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VSTXDJ said:
^ hey dude i was wonderin how dog tastes..can u hook it up with a recipe and do u know which breed of dog is better or more tender and juicier? lol
hmm I was wondering how rat tastes? can you hook me up with a recipe and do you know which color rats are better or more tender and juicier? LOL.
 
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VSTXDJ said:
^ hey dude i was wonderin how dog tastes..can u hook it up with a recipe and do u know which breed of dog is better or more tender and juicier? lol
never in my life have i or my family has eaten a dog? for your information ask a person from negros they are mountain people of the philippines? we got a thousand islands and a thousand cultures and dialecs so which ever eat dog it don't apply to all! IGNORANT! can you tell me when your momma comes home so i can eat her kitty out? nevermind too many babies got shit out her stank'n ass @! with your fat ass she prolly damn near died!
 
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Tragedy said:
never in my life have i or my family has eaten a dog? for your information ask a person from negros they are mountain people of the philippines? we got a thousand islands and a thousand cultures and dialecs so which ever eat dog it don't apply to all! IGNORANT! can you tell me when your momma comes home so i can eat her kitty out? nevermind too many babies got shit out her stank'n ass @! with your fat ass she prolly damn near died!
damn blood calm da fuck down i was being sarcastic...take a fuckin joke u lop ...da thread is called "funny things racsists say" aint it? da reason i said dat is cus hella people always talk bout how filipinos eat dog "i was contributing to da fuckin thread in a jokingly manner" hence the "lol" .... and to mean mugg... we dont eat rats in el salvador we eat iguanas and pigeons...