FUNNY THINGS RACIST SAY....

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Jul 21, 2002
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the big one in oklahoma that gets on my nerves is......
someone will start telling you a story...usually a lame one, and it goes something like this. "We was at the chinc store (asian owned corner store) and these two (looks around before they say it) niggers walked in, with their pants all saggin soundin like a damn snoopy dogg dog or some shit"
 
Nov 7, 2002
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Sergeant Hustle said:
Naw I didn't take it all bad. But remember....Bull dyke butch broads like me aren't attractive. We don't have boobs. When people actually see me, the word "lesbian" isn't the first thing that comes to mind.
lesbian?...HELL I LOVE SOME OF THE SAME CHIT YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU THINK MY HOMIE(WHEN I WAS 12)SHOWED MY WHERE THE CLITORIS/ G-SPOT/ U-SPOT (MISPELL BUT I KNOW WHERE IT'S AT..AHAHAHAHA)WAS NAW
IT WAS MY HOMIE GURL THAT LOVED TO LOVE WOMANS!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SHOWED ME HOW TO BE TENDER AND HOW TO BE "NOT SO TENDER"

SO IT'S ALL GOOD WITH ME ...I LOOK AT IT LIKE THIS
"YOU DON'T TELL ME HOW TO FREAK MY LADY AND I WON'T TELL YOU HOW YOU SHOULD FREAK YOURS AHAHAHA"
YOMBO YACK CARLOS MENCIA TALKED ABOUT THAT TOO AHAHAHAHAHA
 
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The funniest shit...now yall got to understand I'm a whiteboy raised around blacks, asians, and latins...is when I go to a spot and some older generation white man will start talking to me about the state of amerika today, like I'm white and I'm gonna be feelin what he's tryinta spit..."OK" I say. And then they "break it down" to me about how the hip-hop is fucking up the youth, and people wearing their pants below their asses are the ones to blame for our problems...I'm like "nigga dis is Frisco...wess-siiiii-yeeed!" then I tell old dude to change his depends.
 
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Ok I'm Cambodian (asian if you don't already know by now), and I worked at Burger King for a couple of months when I was younger (had to work there, no one would hire my ass anywhere else, I think it had to do with how I looked). My supervisor was Mexican and he was a few years older than I. He lived in the US for only a few years but he was one of the coolest Mexican with a huge accent I've ever met. We went on lunch together one day and he brought me to his house, actually he lived with his cousin and he told me he had another cousin that just came from Mexico that lived there also. I met the two cousins, the one that just came from Mexico had on a dirty ass wife beater on and some faded ass tight jeans I assumed he was from the boonies of Mexico. The cousin that came from Mexico asked me "arrre ju chiniece or yapaniece?" My supervisor laughed his ass off while I'm lookin at dude like he about to catch a hot one straight to his mask. I said I'm Cambodian, of course he had no idea what the fuck I was or from. After that he asked me "du ju kno karrrate?" I've heard this question only when I was in elementary but got dayum this fool was gonna catch one from me, I said "NO." Then he asked "can ju fly?" I'm like whaddaya mean can I fly? My supervisor starts laughin his ass off again and told me he hasn't seen many asians and he watches alot of asian martial arts movies that include flying fighters. I was like this motherfucker can't be serious with the question, and I look at him and he's lookin at my supervisor all serious waiting for a translation. I'm like WTF, and my supervisor was about to whoop his ass after he kept asking if I can fly while making flying noises "ccssshhhh fly?" and for being so damn ignorant. I know this ain't really racist but I was offended and I thought it was funny (not from my eyes) for some of you fools and thought I'd share.
 
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I like when people try to pronounce words in another language they can't speak. By personal favorites are: Motecuhzomatzin, Popocatepetl, Xochimilco. And when you see white people on tv butcher the Spanish Language with their pre-conceived notions of what Spanish speakers should know.
 
Nov 7, 2002
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Mean Mugg said:
Ok I'm Cambodian (asian if you don't already know by now), and I worked at Burger King for a couple of months when I was younger (had to work there, no one would hire my ass anywhere else, I think it had to do with how I looked). My supervisor was Mexican and he was a few years older than I. He lived in the US for only a few years but he was one of the coolest Mexican with a huge accent I've ever met. We went on lunch together one day and he brought me to his house, actually he lived with his cousin and he told me he had another cousin that just came from Mexico that lived there also. I met the two cousins. The cousin that came from Mexico asked me "arrre ju chiniece or yapaniece?" My supervisor laughed his ass off while I'm lookin at dude like he about to catch a hot one straight to his mask. I said I'm Cambodian, of course he had no idea what the fuck I was or from. After that he asked me "du ju kno karrrate?" I've heard this question only when I was in elementary but got dayum this fool was gonna catch one from me, I said "NO." Then he asked "can ju fly?" I'm like whaddaya mean can I fly? My supervisor starts laughin his ass off again and told me he hasn't seen many asians and he watches alot of asian martial arts movies that include flying fighters. I was like this motherfucker can't be serious with the question, and I look at him and he's lookin at my supervisor all serious waiting for a translation. I'm like WTF, and my supervisor was about to whoop his ass after he kept asking if I can fly and for being so damn ignorant. I know this ain't really racist but I was offended and I thought it was funny (not from my eyes) for some of you fools and thought I'd share.
THIS IS WHY I STARTED THIS TREAD^^^^

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I FELL ON THE FLOOR 20 MINS. AGO AND JUST NOW GETING UP HAHAHAHAHAHA
MAN YOU MADE ME FEEL A LOT BETTER (THE FUCKER THAT LIVES...I MEAN LIVED ABOVE ME TOOK A BATH AND SLICED HIS ARM UP AND THE TUB FLOODED AND WATER AND BLOOD STARTED DRIPING FROM MY SEALING.. I FELTED BAD FOR HIM AND THIS WAS GOOD TO SEE HOW YOU ARE ABLE TO LOOK AT THE WORLD DIFFRENTLY) THANKS MUGGS 4 SHARING I NEEDED IT..U SOUND LIKE CARLOS MENCIA WHEN YOU "BROKE IT DOWN" HAHAHAHAHA
 
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MEXICANCOMMANDO said:
I like when people try to pronounce words in another language they can't speak. By personal favorites are: Motecuhzomatzin, Popocatepetl, Xochimilco. And when you see white people on tv butcher the Spanish Language with their pre-conceived notions of what Spanish speakers should know.
MY EX WAS BLACK AND WHEN SHE WOULD TRY TO INPRESS ME WHEN SHE SPOKE "SPAINGLISH" I THOUGHT IT WAS SOOOO CUTE
SHE AT LEASE TRYED HER BEST.....I LOVED IT


... U WANT SOME KAY - BASE - SAHH?
I TRYED NOT TO LAFF ...CAUSE I KNOW I WOULD NOT GET IT IF I DID HAHAHAHA
 
May 12, 2002
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Mean Mugg said:
Ok I'm Cambodian (asian if you don't already know by now), and I worked at Burger King for a couple of months when I was younger (had to work there, no one would hire my ass anywhere else, I think it had to do with how I looked). My supervisor was Mexican and he was a few years older than I. He lived in the US for only a few years but he was one of the coolest Mexican with a huge accent I've ever met. We went on lunch together one day and he brought me to his house, actually he lived with his cousin and he told me he had another cousin that just came from Mexico that lived there also. I met the two cousins, the one that just came from Mexico had on a dirty ass wife beater on and some faded ass tight jeans I assumed he was from the boonies of Mexico. The cousin that came from Mexico asked me "arrre ju chiniece or yapaniece?" My supervisor laughed his ass off while I'm lookin at dude like he about to catch a hot one straight to his mask. I said I'm Cambodian, of course he had no idea what the fuck I was or from. After that he asked me "du ju kno karrrate?" I've heard this question only when I was in elementary but got dayum this fool was gonna catch one from me, I said "NO." Then he asked "can ju fly?" I'm like whaddaya mean can I fly? My supervisor starts laughin his ass off again and told me he hasn't seen many asians and he watches alot of asian martial arts movies that include flying fighters. I was like this motherfucker can't be serious with the question, and I look at him and he's lookin at my supervisor all serious waiting for a translation. I'm like WTF, and my supervisor was about to whoop his ass after he kept asking if I can fly while making flying noises "ccssshhhh fly?" and for being so damn ignorant. I know this ain't really racist but I was offended and I thought it was funny (not from my eyes) for some of you fools and thought I'd share.
LMAO i can picture that. Yo soop clippin him round the ear an him lookin all ignant & shit... :dead:

i got really pissed off when one of my old mates (aint chilled with him for years) came round my yard randomly... I had mtv on and i was pervin over them broads from Liberty X... I said somethin like 'damn theyre fine in this video, wouldn't you mate...' and he gives it 'even the Nig Nog?' i was like wha? Shit shocked me... Seemed that he wont touch a black chick.. Shame man. Sayin that my black folkz dont even fuck wit that.
 
Jul 21, 2002
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or how about the......"She/he looks good for a...(enter an ethnicity here)."

When I was in OKC last summer, my homeboy took me out to the club, I ended up being pretty much the only dood who wasn't black in the place. When we were leavin, some girl told me I look good for a white dood, that normally she wouldnt' ever fuck with someone who wasn't black. I told her, If it makes you feel better, I'm half mexican and gave her a dirty ass look
 
May 1, 2002
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hella ppl at work will say hello amigo i respond by saying in the most america accent excuse me sir! n they just have the ok im stupid expersion on their faces
 
Oct 18, 2003
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one time i was just kicken it listening to my homies talk shit on the ps2 playing some basketball game and my homie who's black told his black cousin "YOUR A NIGGER!" just for saying something stupid.i was dying cause it came out of nowhere? wtf he sayin? i'd expect anyone else to call them a nigger with some sting instead of a black dude calling the other one a nigger.

personally (i'm filipino) some folks can't guess and some mexican dude will start talking spanish to me when i'm at the store asking for help or if the workers are helping me.

or another one if someones talking about our national laungage they will say "he has an interpreter translating from toga logg" it's tagalOg idiot!"

or when someone mentions filipino's or some kind of asian and they swear we all sound like chinese to them.or understand eachother like a chinese dude can speak to a thailand or mongolian and we all can understand our different languages? talk'n bout chang chang chong we're all the same and fuck em!
 
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im afghan so i get shit from white people

i was once at the grociery store and i bought some food and some ciggs so they carded me and the cashier saw my name and made some joke about me having a bomb in my pocket or some shit(i was drunk as fuck and dont remember) then we started to both laugh and then i knocked him the fuck out right at the counter, paid the money and bounced.