FUNNY THINGS RACIST SAY....

[SLOWPOKE]

SINCE RACE WAS A BIG DEAL ON HERE A WHILE BACK
LET'S LOOK AT THE ODD AND FUNNY SIDE OF IT....

"HAY STOP TALKIN' MEXICAN"
WHEN I WAS SINGIN' A CHINGO BLING SONG AT WORK AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I WAS BUSTIN' UP, I TOLD HER (REP.PARTY BIKER CHICK AS SHE LIKE TO BE CALLED) THAT SHE SPOKE A GUTTER BERSION OF ENGISH AND SHE GOT HELLA MAD AND SAID "NO I DON'T I SPECK PROPER ENGLISH"
AND I SAID NAW UM!!!!!
AMERICANS (THAT WORD COMES FROM LATIN :
AMERICO VESPUCI OR WHAT EVER THE GUYS NAME WAS THAT OUR CONTRY WAS NAMED AFTER WAS ITALIAN) TALK WITH WORDS THAT ARE OF OTHER COUNTRIES AND WE MAKE A CHANGE HERE AND THERE AND NOW THERE ARE OURS....

SAME JOB... I WAS USING SOME SLANG (WITH A CO-WORKER TO GET SOMETHING FOR ME)THAT WE TALK IN CALI AND THIS OLD WHITE LADY THAT I WAS HELPING GOES
"WHY DO YOU TALK BLACK"

I'M HELLA LIGHT SKINED, BUT FOLKS NEVER CAN GUESS WHAT I AM (TONGAN, BLACK AND ASIAN, ITALIAN, WHITE AND....(U FILL IN THE BLANK) I GET IT ALL .... HAHAHAHAAA)

AND I SAID "I AM"
(EVEN THO I'M NOT....HAHAHAHAHA)
SHE GAVE ME A LOOK LIKE "EXCUSE ME BUT HOW DUMB DO I LOOK TODAY?"

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

MY HOMIE IS A P.R. AND SOME DUDE MUST HAVE GOTTEN MAD AT HIM FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN THE STORE AND WHEN DUDE WALKED OUT AFTER MY HOMIE..THE BLACK DUDE GOES "WHY DON'T YOU HOP BACK OVER THE BORDER"
AND HE GOES.. "THERE ARE NO BORDERS IN
PURTO RICO"
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA




WHAT OTHER STORIES THAT YOU HAVE THAT DID NOT END UP IN A FIST FIGHT (CAUSE I DON'T WANT THIS THREAD TO GET SNATCHED UP BEFORE THIS WEEKEND)
BUT THINGS THAT MADE YOU THINK "MAN U ARE DUMB AZZ FUCK" AND THEN LAFFED IT OFF

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.....



AND IF YOU JUST GOT ON HERE TO GET MAD AT SOMEONE ......
I'M WATCHING YOU.......
VVVV

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I'm always fond of the term "you people". It gives me a good chuckle when people use that term and don't realize it's mad racist.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

TRU HAHAHAHAHAHA
THEY NEVER LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT THANKS...ANY MO?

P.S.
SARGE...I LIKED THE PIC. OF YOU WITH THE CELL PHONE ...YOU HAD THAT "JT THE BIGGA" THING GOING ON!!!....IT WAS SOOO MAS PLAYER
THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE POKING YOUR CHEST OUT ...ALL BOLD N CHIT...
U CAN SMILE...TELL YOU WHAT LET'S GET YOU A WHISLE AND A SOME CHiPS TYPE SHADES AND THAT WOULD BE MAS PIMPIN'!!!!!!!!!!...WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS "MOVIT.MOVIT.MOVIT....BITCHES" HAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW IT'S ALL LOVE THO HOMIE ....

MY BAD FOR GOING OFF TOPIC...BACK TO THE DUMB AZZ'S AROUND US

 

[jesse james]

@Sgt:damn u look good in your avator

I think i have been called every race except Asain and Middle eastern , but everything else Mexican, Italian, Rican, etc etc etc I just shake that shit off until people take the shit to far.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

^^^^
BRODAAAAA!!!
FROM OUR HOME LAND OF "WHAT THE FUCK IS HE" LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[phil]

how could you forget the classic one "but i have a couple black friends"

 

[VSTXDJ]

man i get dat shit a lot..either im tongan samoan or arab..and when i tel a mutha fucka im salvadorian dey look at me like im insane....i love the "do u speak mexican" term it just shows dat people are so smart nowadays... to latin dudes was in front of me once and dey started talkin hella shit in spanish about fuckin samoan behind i hate dem fuck da big fucker etc..and just dey kept going on ...so i tapped dem on da back and they turned around and i said i wasnt samoan and i cussed dem out in spanish hahah dey was fuckin spooked it was hella funny dey was apoligizing and dey had their heads down i woulda felt sorry if i smacked em..

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

@ Tadou

^^^same here. someone even said Hawaiian. I was like ummmm no.

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

@ the chest poking out comment...I wasn't. I just have what they call um boobs.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

I am full Mexican but I guess people cant really tell sometimes. So once I went to McDonald's for breakfast and of course its full of Mexicans working there. Well, the guy asked me what I wanted and he said it in the most stereotypical Mexican accent. He's all " Welcome to Meekdonalds, how can I hell Ju?" So I asked for a "Sasech eck and sheese Macmoffen" And the dude got all offended and called his manager and told him I was being racist. I started arguing for a little and thought it would be funny so I said that I hated beaners and that they should all get deported. The guy flipped and kicked me out of the restaurant and said I couldnt go back anymore. It took me like 15 minutes to explain I was just kidding and that I was Mexican myself. Funny shit.

 

[Sydal]

^^^^
LMMFAO...

Aye, when you go to Jack In The Box, do they say "Yumbo Yack"? My boys thought I was fuckin around when I said those cats actually say shit like YUMBO YACK so I had to take em there and show em.

 

[mustynutz]

lol @ yumbo yack.....sounds like the filipinos at my jib

 

[L Mac-a-docious]

I know what you mean, cause I'm white, but I'm not really, really white, but sometimes people mix it up, and the'll be all, "you don't know about rap," or "you can't jump," and I just laugh and say, "Dude...I'm white, but I'm not that white." I mean come on, can I live?

 

[ARMED & HAMMERED]

funnyist racist thing ive heard was when me an my homies was capping on each othere my homie capser sez, Nacho shut up befor i slap the wet off your back" LMAO HAHA IT WAS BETWEEN HOMIES SO I WAS LAFFING! LMAO :lick:

 

[beengrimey]

I DIDNT EVEN GET OFF THE BUS....DEM GREEN BANANA NIGGAS WAS OUT THERE FIGHTIN MAN - 50 CENT
BOUT HIS MISSION ROCK EVENT IN FRISCO.......ON RADIO.

 

[SLOWPOKE]

@ the chest poking out comment...I wasn't. I just have what they call um boobs.

I DID NOT MEAN IT IN A DISRESPECTFUL WAY...IF YOU DID TAKE IT THAT WAY
I WILL BE GLAD 2 SEND YOU A"MY BAD".I KNOW HOW CATS TRY TO HURT YOU WITH TYPE ON HERE ,BUT I WAS NOT TRYING TO DO THAT...I GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE AND RESPECT 4 U...CAN WE FRIENDS?
AND YES U DO...BUT ME TOO...I CALL THEM MY HEFTY MAN TITTES...I GET BRAS IN THE MAIL ALL THE TIME...BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO IS SENDING THEM TO ME?
SO I JUST HANG THEM OFF MY BED AND ALL OVER THE HOUSE SO IT LIKES LIKE I'M A MAC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

HELL I SOLD A FEW TO SOME OF MY HOMEGURLS ...CAUSE THEY WERE TOO SMALL TO SPORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[MOSA]

I get mistaken for alot of things...my fav. is when they point there finger at me and say "what are you?" .....like I am some kinda alien ...I reply with human...what are you?...or when I am walking down the street or store and some guy doesnt think I am from the states and he beings to talk to me in the slow speech you use when your talking to someone from a diffrent language...." wwheree aarree yooou ffrroomm? I look at them like I dont know what there talking about and they say " ccaann yyoouu ssppeeaakk engglish " then I say "yea can you"...lmao!!!!!!

 

[Law]

I'm not rascist but....

 

[Sergeant Hustle]

I DID NOT MEAN IT IN A DISRESPECTFUL WAY...IF YOU DID TAKE IT THAT WAY
I WILL BE GLAD 2 SEND YOU A"MY BAD".I KNOW HOW CATS TRY TO HURT YOU WITH TYPE ON HERE ,BUT I WAS NOT TRYING TO DO THAT...I GOT NOTHING BUT LOVE AND RESPECT 4 U...CAN WE FRIENDS?
AND YES U DO...BUT ME TOO...I CALL THEM MY HEFTY MAN TITTES...I GET BRAS IN THE MAIL ALL THE TIME...BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO IS SENDING THEM TO ME?
SO I JUST HANG THEM OFF MY BED AND ALL OVER THE HOUSE SO IT LIKES LIKE I'M A MAC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

HELL I SOLD A FEW TO SOME OF MY HOMEGURLS ...CAUSE THEY WERE TOO SMALL TO SPORT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Naw I didn't take it all bad. But remember....Bull dyke butch broads like me aren't attractive. We don't have boobs. When people actually see me, the word "lesbian" isn't the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[STeP]

Some Girl: "Wow, you're a pretty Mexican." Me: "...I aint Mexican." Girl: "...Oh haha!! Ok, good!!"

Tell me that bitch don't need to be slapped!! Fuckin' idiot.