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13th Street

Like I have said before: it seemed there was no rehabilitation for me. Not because I was unwilling but every method of treatment that I submitted to failed. I say that the treatment failed because ultimately I did rehabilitate so I was able to get clean, so it is not always the addicts propensity to return to substance abuse that is to blame.


Hi, my name is Mick and you are all full of shit.
I attended AA and NA meetings for a few months religiously. I would go almost every night. I felt like such a worthless motherfucker because the only thing I got out of those meetings was new connections for dope. AA and NA are nothing more than outreaches for the catholic church. I don't care if they claim to be unaffiliated with religion. Their dogma is the same copout bullshit that the catholic church spews:

Thou shalt not sin. But if you happen to rape a little boy, walk into the wooden box inside the church, tell the masturbating priest on the other side of the curtain what you did, say 5 hail Mary's, and don't forget to grope your rosary beads while you chant, and then you are forgiven...until next week when you rape another little boy.


I really tried to get something out of attending those meetings but all I got was bored, disgusted, and like I said new dope connections. It is really quite pathetic. Towards the end of every NA meeting I ever attended drug dealers would either come into the room and stand in the back or wait outside to provide their services to the "recovering addicts".


I would watch as people that claimed 6 mos or 2 years etc. of clean time would hook up with the dealers after the meeting, then would show up after a weeks run and have a pity party at the meeting


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Eventually being the perpetual capitalist that I am, I could not help but be attracted to this opportunity. I hooked up with one of the dealers that attended the meetings and we began making runs to the badlands.


The Badlands is a 4-square-mile area in northern Philadelphia, where Gangs dominate a large open-air drug market. The volume of heroin sales in this area of Philadelphia is so large that the Pennsylvania State Attorney General's Office created ECHO>> the Eastern Corridor Heroin Operation enforcement team to disrupt drug sales in the Badlands.


The reason for the high volume of drug business is because Philadelphia's heroin purity is far higher than the national average of about 39 percent, badlands dope is predominantly South American and the purity is between 70- 95%. And ECHO or not this area is ruled by the gangs. The cops have given up, at least that is the way I saw it. They don't call it the badlands for nothing.


Philly was a 3 hour ride for me. 2 if I was feigning.


Like a phantoms we would roll into the badlands dark and empty streets. Passing crackhouses and trash-filled lots, past abandoned buildings where junkie hookers stood in shadows, past barefooted dirty toddlers playing alone on the streets without a parent in sight. Past high school kids rushing to the drug corners scared and dopesick. I don't think these neighborhoods could bear anymore sadness or despair without stirring the actual streets and buildings to cry out for mercy.


Corners along 13th street is where we were getting the best deals and where our faces were recognized as well as where we recognized the dealers. All you have to do when approaching a drug corner is slow down to a crawl and they come out in the street. The transaction is similar to placing an order at a drive through.


Their must have been a turf war on 13th street because when we rolled down the street one night, we didn't recognize anyone. And these dealers were very aggressive. They were running out in the street trying to slow us down. I dint feel comfortable at all. I told my partner that he should get out of here quick, he agreed but he was unable to gun it out of there because something had just jumped off ahead of us blocking the street.


There were dozens of people darting out from the sides of the streets and converging in a group arguing violently in Spanish. We decided to hang a louie but when we looked behind us, there were cars and people rushing towards the altercation in front of us. We were trapped.
 
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Lenny, the hillbilly, sells all kinds of stuff at his home/warehouse/farm and performs various services, and appears to make a nice living at it. He looks like the Henry Winkler well,...only if the fonz had been a chronic junkie ever since he was on crappy days. He sounds like Ross Perot, he's bald, and has a timeless sense for fashion. He wears a green dickies cap, that matches his green dickies shirt and britches (I've never seen him wearing anything other than dickies) his bright blue sunken eyes shine out of his dark tanned face, and sweat pours out of Lenny's dark tanned neck that resembles beef jerky when he lies. When he fuck's something up, you know it, because he says okay after each and every sentence he speaks while he attempts to put the blame on anything other than himself

can I get a minute? Ok? can I get a minute? Ok? can I get a minute?! can I get a minute? Ok

Anywho, I ordered a bike rack for the back of my wifes SUV from Lenny on a Saturday, he said it will take a few days for the rack, as I ordered something he does not stock. He also installed a receiver hitch. And some other shit. When he was done I went to pay him but had forgotten my checkbook the bill was like $360.00 I paid him 200 out of cash I had and said when the bike rack comes in we can settle up then. Lenny was cool with that.

Friday afternoon comes around and I haven't heard any thing from Lenny. We were going camping, that Saturday, and were planning on riding bike. I call him, He says "oooooh yae,the guy never delivered it" which means... Lenny forgot to order it. Rather than get bent outta shape, I went to a bike shop and bought a rack, Why should my kids be unable to ride their bikes because Lenny has the brain of a cat.

The one from Lenny's store had the feature of a ball at the end of the rack so you can also tow a boat, and that was very cool, as it would eliminate fucking up my boat by loading bikes in it. Very efficient.

Well when he called to tell me my rack was there I went down to grab it and also to settle up on the balance I had never discussed with Lenny the fact that he was gonna have to sell the bike rack I bought at the bike store to get the rest of his money, what am I gonna do? eat $100.00 bucks on a bike rack that I shouldn't have had to buy, if Lenny would have Ordered the rack In the first place> Or return it to the bike store? They were not at fault, why should they get fucked? When I got there, his neck instantly start pouring sweat. He says the catalog that he used to quote me a price for the rack was old, and its 35 dollars more than what was on my invoice, he wants $195.00 instead of $160.00

My response was, no, its 160 minus one hundred for the bike rack I had to buy he says what?? I'm not taking that bike rack, its not even mine, I said "it is now", and gave him 60 bucks. I get home and the efficient bike rack that I was waiting for was a piece of shit!


Unless efficient means in order to open the hatch back, you have to lay on the ground and use a socket wrench to take the vertical bar that holds the 4 bikes off, and oh yae, you should offload the bikes beforehand unless you like pedals in your face and being impaled by a kick stand.

Instead of just pulling a pin and the rack just drops out of the way of the hatch back, with the bikes remaining secure, like the bike shop rack that I just shoved up Lenny's ass.


Sooo, back to Lenny's I go. When he sees me his expression is like, oh fuck what does this crazy dude want now? I tell him That the rack is a POS, and I want the bike shop rack I shoved up his ass, and the $60.00. He gave it up. Maybe, he didn't feel up to dealing with me anymore and felt it was worth it just to get my ass outta there.

Well the reason for posting something that happened last summer is because of what I found in my SUV today, there is a little door for storage in the cargo area of monteros, I was in there to fish wire this morning and found a little package I instantly knew it was drugs. As it was a business card folded tightly , with a lump in it. I just figured it was mine, from some time in the past. Except this was lenny doctors card that is used to act as a reminder of an appointment as well, and heres Lenny's full name on it. This lump is coke, bout a gram and a half, Sucks to be Lenny
 
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you got it....
* blazes sack of skunktrain


We were located in such an unfortunate position on the block that there was nothing we could do but wait in the car until either the crowd behind us or the crowd in front of us cleared out enough so we could get the fuck outta there.

We had no weapons to defend ourselves if the mob decided to turn their attention towards us.

"Eddie, we got to get out of here man!"

Eddie jumped out of the car and started running back down 13th street toward the crowd rushing forward. He exited leaving the door wide open and the fucking car in drive! Fucking idiot!

"Eddie!, Eddie!"

I hollered for him as I grabbed the wheel and pulled myself over the bench rest and into the drivers seat.

I pulled the door shut, cracked the shifter up into reverse and floored it. The people rushing towards me opened up and split off to both sides of the car instantly. I was Moses of 13th street parting the black street.


Honestly, I wasn't even keeping an eye out for Eddie. I never saw him. Even if he would have seen me and called out as I passed I would not have stopped to pick him up. He panicked and bailed on me leaving me in the passenger seat of a car still in gear in a dangerous situation. Someone with that much of a lack of commonsense deserves to go through whatever their decision making skills produce. Fuck em!


I never saw Eddie again. When I got back to my hometown I parked his car in back of his house, wiped it down and called my wife to come pick me up a couple of blocks away at a turkey hill store.


"Hi babe, thanks for picking me up"

She just stared at me.

By now she didn't even bother asking what I was up to that would end me up stranded in town at 3am. I was glad because lying to her was more painful than anything the streets could dish out. If the streets punished me, I was deserving. But my bride did not deserve to suffer from my choices.


After about ten minutes she spoke.

"When am I going to get my husband back? When are our children going to get their Daddy back? What are you searching for that is more important than your family?"

Passing street lights revealed a look on her face that was killing me. I was drowning in shame.

My mind was screaming: "please just drop it, just be quiet! Don't make me lie to you.

"Why are you insisting on dying or going to prison?

"Everything is cool babe, just relax. My partner had some car problems. I could never get a taxi to drive up the country this late at night"

She did it. She made me lie to her. The pitiful part about lying to her then is that she knew they were lies as soon as I said them.

"Goddamnitt! Im not stupid! Everything is not "cool babe" you are a drug addict Brian! You are hardly at home, Jesus! Sometimes I don't see you for days! Your arms are a mess you're probably sleeping with whores who are sticking that garbage in their arms with you! And you are bringing shit like this into our home! Jeopardizing your family you bastard!

She pulled a bag of pills I had hidden in the basement from underneath her seat and threw them at my feet.

"Those are filled by that pharmacist who has been in the news and that is not even our doctor who prescribed them"

"They are legal prescription drugs, its not like its cocaine or heroin"

"Damn you! Don't talk to me like I am stupid anymore! 700 pain pills are not a legal prescription! And I went by your building yesterday, Carolyn from next door said no one has been working there in months! Where are you getting the money to pay the bills Brian? You are a scummy drug dealer! You sonofabitch! How could you do this to us?"

I cant describe the pain and shame I felt that night. I couldn't wait until we got home so I could go downstairs and start purging it out. But when we arrived home that night it became apparent that no amount of opiates would be able to mask what was about to transpire.

TBC
 
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YOU AsKED FOR IT...here ya go

"I want you to move out, or I will go live with my mom and dad with the kids, either way you cannot be with us, I cant subject the kids to the danger of your lifestyle, I want you to leave Brian" She had a bag packed for me when we arrived home that night..

It is not like she had not said things similar to this in the past, because she had. The difference between this time and the other times was she did not have any hope in her eyes that I would do what needed to be done to preserve my family. The other times were threats in hopes it would cause me to pull my fucking head out

The only thing I ever did right, the only thing that was pure in my life, my angel watching over me was giving up on the possibility that I would find the strength to make it through.

I left my home and my family that night.

Instead of using this event as a wake up call to smarten the fuck up and get clean, I proceeded to pump an obscene amount of dope and booze into my body I went on the run of all runs. I was reserved to the likelihood that at the end of this run I would die a hopeless junkie on the streets of Philadelphia.


Then one day sitting at a folding table in some rowhouse I was crashing at, I pulled my wallet out of my back pocket and looked at the pictures of my kids and my wife. I pulled them out of the little plastic pockets and placed them on the table. I began to arrange them by time-line. My kids I arranged From toddlers to kindergarten to teeball pictures then through each school grade. I only had one picture of my wife it was a picture from our wedding day. I touched the pictures with my finger tips I could feel that bumpy coarse textured paper that school pictures are developed on. I was trying to get more from the pictures than just the visual and the memories they evoked.

I gathered them up like a deck of cards, put them in my shirt pocket and stood up. I pulled out my works and all my dope and placed them on the card table I walked out of that house, I left Philadelphia and went home. Just like that I quit doing drugs. I really cant explain it.


There was no moment of clarity.

There was no dramatic path altering event. I just quit.

I didn't find Jesus >and he didn't come looking for me either.

I didn't find structure and stability for my life in a 12 step program.

I didn't go to detox again.

I just stopped doing drugs. And I never relapsed. Not once.

But that is just the way I do things. When I am done I turn my back. Do you understand what I am saying?

You would think that quitting the life would have taken me out of harms way. I thought so. But situations that have been developed over a number of years don't automatically rectify themselves just because you remove one equation from the mix in fact it makes the situation worse. The chaos began to jump off from all sides as soon as I walked away.

Things that I had buried began to claw their way out of their tombs. I thought I had lived through some hardcore shit in the life> it was nothing compared to life without the veil.
 
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As soon as I got out of the life, the shit hit the fan. It seemed like every other day something very bad happened that very well could have affected me. My timing, although unplanned, was superb. The timing meant the difference between me sitting in my office writing this right now as opposed to doing a quarter of hard time in Lewisburg.


People that I associated with were being arrested, hunted, murdered, overdosing and dying, losing their homes, losing their families, getting divorced, forced to go on the lamb. And I was doing fine. I was clean, I had nearly lost it all but ultimately lost nothing except for my business, however, I was approached by an old business associate who asked if I would run a new company that he would back financially for a 50% profit and partnership. I walked waist high through a sewer for years and when I finally climbed out of the manhole, I smelled like a rose.


Unfortunately, that smell didn't last long. Eventually the District Attorney zeroed in on me. He had heard my name come up enough from the steady stream of people that were being arrested and was able to place my link in the chain that was growing daily, a chain that stretched from upstate New York to Florida. People were ratting each other out in the back of the cruiser on the way to the station to be questioned. It was pathetic.


Fortunately for me, that chain was not contiguous. There were many, many links missing. I knew that and the police knew that I was aware of how weak their case was but that did not prevent them from charging me with various crimes and arresting me numerous times.

The DA was aiming too high he was trying to make a name for himself, he wanted the whole goddamned chain. There were some big names in the chain, Rush Limbaugh for one. But his duckies were spread too thin. If he would have concentrated on his own city and given up on his grandiose plan of bringing down a whole cartel, I would most likely be in prison. Thank god he had a swelled head.!


Here is some advice if you ever get into trouble;

Now this advice is valid only if you have retained a competent attorney. Believe me, you don't need a high priced lawyer to get you out of a jam, just a smart one, preferably a smart family man who is working hard to take care of his family.


Lawyers:
Always pay your lawyer fees on time. Even if I was paid up with what I owed my attorney, I would make a payment each time I left his office. Never lie to your attorney either tell him the truth or don't say anything at all.

Police:
Never cooperate, keep your mouth shut no matter what, never plead guilty, be polite, never resist or lose your temper, if arrested, do what ever you can to make your bail.


Cops are some of the biggest mind playing bullshit artists on this planet. They will do whatever it takes to get the confession. They remind me of high pressure salesmen. Here is one snippet of a conversation I once had with the police;


"Do you know that selling just one prescription pill earns you 5 years of federal prison time? And we have you dead to rights selling tens of thousands. If you ever hope to be a free man before your kids are middle aged, you better start talking to us"

"Lawyer"

"That's real cute. Did you learn that on tv tough guy? Do you think your buddies are squawking lawyer like a fucking parrot? Or are they giving you up to save their own ass? How do you think we found you, by accident? You need to decide if you want to keep up with this lawyer bullshit and spend the next 25 years taking it up the ass, or just talk with us and possibly walk away with probation, fines and community service."

"Lawyer"

"You are gonna be saying that a lot, because when we are done with you, New York state has dibs on you, smart ass! Or Maybe you're a fuckin retard and that's all you know how to say."

"Lawyer"

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One Thursday morning after spending the night in the county jail, after being arrested and charged once again, I began making arrangements for my bail. I was pleasantly surprised when a CO called my name, I was already bailed out without making one call!

The whole time I was being processed for release I was wondering how my wife was able to bail me out so soon or why she had even done it. I had called her and told her not to worry about it. I said that she should just get the kids on the bus and go to work because I would be able to get a bondsman in the morning. But I was not complaining. In fact I couldn't wait to see her so I could grab her up in a hug and kiss her.

I stayed in the vestibule of the jail for about ten minutes waiting for my wife and periodically looking out the glass doors for our car when a CO approached me and asked me to leave. I explained that I had just been bailed out and was waiting for my wife.

"Oh, you were bailed out? I'm sorry..my mistake...GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"


All heart he was. I had no coat and it was about 20 degrees with a cranking wind outside.

I walked down the steps and looked around for our car. It was not in sight. So I hit the sidewalk and started hustling to get to town and flag a cab.

As I passed a car, I heard the door open and a woman call my name.

When I turned around I saw A ghost standing on the sidewalk, someone who had died more than a year ago was standing in front of the jail smiling at me. Anne. Anne my dear and special friend was motioning for me to come back..


I stood their frozen (almost literally) I ran back and grabbed her in a bear hug. I was totally shocked and completely overrun by emotion I am not afraid to say that I cried like a little boy into her coat.


more to come
 
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Its been ahwile.....heres more

Wayne had told me Anne was dead because he didn't want me to come around and interfere with his exploitation of Anne and her brother. He knew how I felt about Anne and knew I would only stand for so much of his shit. I was too self absorbed and buried with grief that I did not even bother to look into attending the funeral. Wayne took a gamble that I would be too busy copping dope than to attend her funeral >he won that one, but lost the big game in the end.

If I would have at least tried to send flowers.

I should have known better than to have believed Wayne.

Anne knew nothing about Wayne telling me she was dead. She laughed about it. Sitting across the table from her in the diner that morning I wasn't to the place where I could laugh about it just yet.

Wayne had told Anne that I was having serious marriage problems and that I probably wouldn't be around anymore. He told her that one of the problems was her calling me on my cell. He said my wife was suspicious that her and I were having an affair she told me that she thought what he had told her sounded questionable but then when she didn't see me anymore she assumed what he had said was true.


Anne looked great! She wasn't doing drugs anymore, well, except for a cocktail of psychiatric medicine, and the combination of medicines had a wonderful affect on her. Goddamn! it was so great to see her without stringy hair and junkie eyes. She wasn't a walking skeleton anymore either. She had gained some weight back. The night I met Anne, I could see how pretty she most likely was, but the drugs were masking her beauty. She reminded me that night of the lead actress on the sitcom Will&Grace. Now that she was clean, her beauty surpassed that beautiful actress.



"First, thank you for going my bail, 2nd how the hell did you know I was in jail?

"I came into town a few days ago for a convention . after reading about all the trouble that was occurring here and reading the articles in the paper that included your name I didn't bother looking you up, I figured you had enough on your plate..."

She stopped talking and sat back in the booth looking everywhere she possibly could without looking at me. She was fighting back tears. After a short moment she had her emotion in check and continued.

"That's not the truth. I didn't contact you because I was mad at you for abandoning me with that bastard Wayne. I felt so betrayed by you> like our friendship meant nothing. That bastard Wayne! He really got over on us."


"Well, Wayne got his. So.how in the hell did you know I was locked up?"

"I ran into Blaise"


"Who"

"Blaise, remember?... the guy from Poland, he came to some of the parties"

"Nope"

"Well anyway, I ran into him outside of my hotel yesterday afternoon and I asked about you, he is the one who told me you had been arrested that morning"


"How the fuck did someone that I cant even remember know that I was arrested just hours earlier?"

As I spoke this thought aloud, the wheels were turning, I had found my rat.
 
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more.......ok...


My entire focus was on the task of finding and silencing this fucking Blaise. What the hell kind of name is Blaise anyway? I could see a member of Cypress Hill being named Blaze but a Polish Squealer should be named Prosna.

When I say silence I mean just that; silence. I never intentionally harm anyone. Even though I was in a life that was ruled by violence that just was never my way of dealing with people. However, Just because I never hurt anyone did not mean that people believed I was incapable of it.
It is a funny thing. I was as intimidating as the brutal bastards but never laid a hand on anyone. I guess it goes to human nature, the fear of the unknown. To be quite honest with you, I may be a pussy. I am big and I am strong but I may have a glass chin. I really don't know because the fact is no one ever had the balls to test it.

I gave up everyone in the life. I turned my back on people without a second thought> they were not true friends anyway. I know what a real friend is. I know what it is like to be able to trust someone completely with anything. I know what it is like to have a friend that accepts you despite your shortcomings> I sleep next to her every night.

Like I said, I turned my back on everyone I associated with, But Anne was different than all the rest.. Our friendship was not based on the drugs like all the rest. We had connected. We were both fish out of water in this life, we did not belong. And it is quite telling that she and I are the only ones that made it through. All of our other acquaintances were either dead, in jail or still junkies.

Although, I had not quite put my head comfortably above water at this point. I was clean, obviously alive, but prison was looming over me. I had to do something about that. As much as I didn't belong in the life, I didn't belong in prison either. I may have developed a hard exterior from a hard life and I knew I could survive in prison, but I owed my family more than that. This fucking Blaise character needed some correction.

"Can you drop me by where you last saw Blaise?"

"Sure I can, are you ready?, lets go"

Anne's family has more money than a roomful of doctors could earn in a lifetime and here she is driving a Caprice Classic> the car was an 80's model to boot. It was however fucking immaculate inside and out I suppose if you live a life where you don't have to beat the shit out of your vehicles making a living, your car can remain relatively"new".

Anne looked like a little kid behind the wheel of this huge car. She had the seat as far as it would go forward and her head was still just over the wheel.

I was determined to find this Blaise today. He was costing me a lot of money, and jeopardizing my freedom just to save his own ass. I desperately needed to remedy the Blaise situation.

I had beat every charge with my invariant silence and my representation by a very tenacious attorney. Which is good and bad; Good because of maintaining my freedom - Bad because after beating so many charges the DA had a hard on for me.

The funny thing about the whole situation was the police. At first they wanted me locked up as much as the DA. But after awhile, when they got to know me, they were apologizing when they arrested me. They could see that I got caught up as an addict and that I had turned away from that life. They knew I was not a criminal, and that I was living a life as a regular husband and dad. I truly believe that they were rooting for me to shake off each charge the DA brought against me. It was kind of bizarre actually. They never even cuffed me until they walked me into the jail, they had to because unlike them, the CO's did not particularly care for me; I was just another scumbag as far as they were concerned.

Anne dropped me off in front of her hotel. She was needed back in York that night so we never really got the chance to catch up. We exchanged cell numbers and promised to keep in touch. I wondered if she was sincere about keeping in touch or this was just a polite gesture on her part> I truly hoped that we would be able to re-establish our friendship.

I got lucky. I was only five minutes on the bricks, and I see this Blaise walking across the square and into a bar. I waited across the street in a coffee shop watching the door to make sure he didn't leave. I gave him an hour > ample time to get his jag on. Then I walked into the bar and hopped on the stool next to him.


To Be continued....


Keepin em fiendin for more like good dope.....
 

Nuttkase

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CALICOE509 said:
TOO LONG TO READ...NEXT

You should read it's funny as fuck...plus it is only like maybe 14-15 pages worth if it was in a book.

Some people these days I swear (not saying you Calico) if it's more than a paragraph they won't read it lol. My ass reads usually 2 whole books a week. I like TV and all but that shit rots your mind for real.

Hey Musty you should take this to a movie director (I know it is really easy to get one to listen...not) or something because like Non-Stop said this would be a tight ass flick....either way keep it comming.

Nuttkace :dead:
 
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"I'll have what he is drinking as long as it is Canadian straight up, and he is paying for it"

"Hey, Brian! What's up man? Its been a long time bro, good to see you"

I didn't bother with the bullshit chit chat. I just got right to the issue at hand.

"Eh, not much just getting arrested every other fuckin' week and refinancing my mortgage to pay for attorney fees"

"What? You got arrested? Sorry to hear that man, For what dude?"

That confirmed my suspicion about this prosna Blaise. Not only did this motherfucker tell Anne that I had been arrested yesterday afternoon but my name was in the papers and on the local news for months now there was no fucking way he had not heard of what I was going through. This is why I wanted to wait for him to get his jag on at the bar> I didn't want him to be crisp and weasel his way out. He didn't know it just yet, but he had just stepped on his dick.

There is a lot to be said for patience. When I was in my twenties I would have followed him into that bar and jumped his shit. Which usually got me nowhere fast. Carefully chosen and timely placed words are much more efficient means to beneficial ends.

"Are you saying that you haven't heard anything about my recent legal problems Blaise? I really find that hard to believe. Hey Stahu(I called the bartender down).

"My name is Stan smart ass"

"Ok, sorry bout that, listen I was just talking with my friend, and your fellow countryman Blaise here and he informed me that he has been living under a rock and was completely unaware that I have been experiencing legal difficulties, have you heard anything lately about my situation Stash?"

"Yea, and I hope you get 50 years asshole. I told you my name is Stan"

"Ok STAN!, I am trying to be respectful and address you by your proper Slovak name would you rather I called you roundheader?"

"Fuck you! Get out"

" Ok Stash, im going, before I get clubbed with the Kielbasa you got behind the bar"

"I guess right now is not the best time to INFORM you of my recent legal problems Blaise, I will catch you some other time and bring you up to speed"





I left and waited across the street again for him to leave the bar. About an hour later, A cab pulled up and blew the horn, Blaise walked out and got into it. I followed and watched him get dropped off at the "office" I had not been to the office in quite a long time, there was only one reason to go there and I was done with that. However this was a unique circumstance. I waited only long enough for Blaise to walk in and sit down before I walked in and stood behind him.

There was not a seat open on either side so I just stood there about 2 feet behind him staring at the back of his head until his perirhinal vision picked me up.



"What the fuck? Are you following me?"

The sound in his voice let me know that my presence was having the desired effect on him.

"Teddy, me and Blaise are gonna go downstairs, is that cool?"

"Yea, but that beer isn't free down there though"

"Have you ever been downstairs Blaise?"

"Uh, No."

"Well Come on Blaise let me give you the tour of the VIP area"

In the cellar of the office there were 3 or 4 card tables a busted foos ball table and lots of boxes of beer. The ceiling was exposed floor joists with hanging flourescent light fixtures and the walls were the slate stone foundation of the building..hardly VIP accommodations.

"Now I know you like to talk Blaise but right now lets do something a little different and ill talk while you listen ok?"

"Ok"

"Good. Alright now listen to me. This is how it could happen Blaise, just like this. It wont happen now because there are just too many people upstairs so relax. You have got yourself into quite a nasty situation and you have caused some very scary people a lot of hassle and to be perfectly honest with you these people want you gone, and I am not talking about gone fishing Blaise im talking gone to be WITH the fish. Because of your chatting it up with the police about me, the dominoe effect is that these people are wondering if I will get chatty and I got to tell you the truth, I am scared that I might take a swim before you one of these nights."

"Hey I, I dunno what you mean I ..."


"Shhh. Remember, what we agreed on? You just give your jaw a rest and let me finish alright?"

"Yeah, Ok."

"So like I was saying, these people are not pleased with you, and they are people with means. Do you really think it was a coincidence that you ran into Anne out of the blue yesterday? And Think about the past few weeks, haven't you felt kind of uneasy for no explainable reason? Maybe the reason you have felt that way is because someone other than me has been following you, maybe it was two guys in a green Malibu"


I basically gave him a mind fuck. There were no scary people with the means and the ability to kill him, it was a total coincidence that he ran into Anne, and for crissakes the guy is a drug addict he always feels uneasy, there were no guys in a Green Malibu following him but he didn't know that, and Christ there are tons of those cars rolling around he may have searched his mind while I was talking and remembered seeing one somewhere. My only hope was that I gave a good performance and freaked him the fuck out.

"Listen, I am here to help you just as much as myself. I am in trouble with these people too, but right now I have a little more favor with them than you do because they know I have kept my mouth shut. They have given me this opportunity to deal with you as I see fit. If I fail then they will deal with the problem and that may mean you and I both taking a swim. You are from Poland right?"


"Yeah"

"Is your visa still valid?"

"Yeah"

"Then I suggest you get the fuck outta dodge Blaise, I really don't want to put myself under anymore suspicion, but if it comes down to me or you, if you continue to make my situation anymore desperate with these people, you will force me to save myself if they don't get to me first"



He took the bait. In fact, I gave him the money for the airfare and just five days later, I drove him to the Newark airport. As I watched him walk onto that plane I was feeling pretty damn cocky about my performance I wondered if I had missed my calling and should have stayed in La instead of moving east and pursued an acting career. I grounded myself after a moment of these grandiose thoughts and realized Hollywood was only big enough for one Al Pacino