FUCKIN KIDZ!!!!(if u got um especially boyz)

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Nov 20, 2005
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Mann Im fuckin heated right now.....

So im on the computer right now mindin my business when i feel a sudden shit commin on. I was drinkin on a liter of henny last night with some friends so u know how the next day u be havin to shit out of now were and fast. So n e wayz a run to the bathroom real quick real fast and sit down on the toilet just to sit down on a bunch of PISS!!!! My fuckin son who's 7 years old cant piss in the toilet to save his life leaves piss all over for me to sit on. Now my ass is all wet with piss and a got to stop my shit when its ready to explode out my ass so i can clean this piss up. I swear hes fuckin lucky he left with his momma right now cuz he would be gettin a ear full.

O.k I just had to vent that out you can now return to ur regular siccness threads.
ass whuppin.

bet u didnt do shit either.

Try living with grown men who do that shit.
eww

~k.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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i dont know what was worse the one time i accidently sat on a piss toilet seat, or the one time i accidently sat down on a toilet with the seat up and sat on the toilet bowl rim and my balls dipped into the icy toilet water

now that its typed out on my screen i feel the latter was much worse
now excuse me as i take a 30 minute shower to wash away those repressed memories, fucking bastard