FUCKIN KIDZ!!!!(if u got um especially boyz)

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Ghost Dance

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#24
why not teach him to lift the toilet seat cover?

It's not his fault you or his mother ain't taught him how to lift the cover...

so therefor you can't be mad at him at all...
He knows how...he just dont give a shit some times.

Plus he was in a hurry cuz he was bouncin with hes mom but still that aint no excuse. Hes old enough to have aim and hit nothin but water.
 
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#29
The shit my 3.5 year old does that pisses me off!:

1: Leaves legos and hotwheels on the floor then goes to bed. Middle of the night I go to take a piss and step on a fuckin hard ass lego right in the center of my foot!

2: Leaves the fridge open and the freezer door too sometimes!

3: removes the screws from door locks. I thought I was trippin when I caught him unscrewing the door locks on his room door then in the bathroom, lil fucker.
 
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#30
I usually don't lift the seat either. Although I did when I was a kid, because I usually didn't take the time to aim.

I'll admit that I was guilty of this as a kid... but fuck it.
 
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#31
He knows how...he just dont give a shit some times.

Plus he was in a hurry cuz he was bouncin with hes mom but still that aint no excuse. Hes old enough to have aim and hit nothin but water.

Well in that case...you need to whoop his behind so he can learn the bidnezz...
 

Gas One

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#32
ive been so intoxicated i took my screen off my window and pissed outside from the second story. and part of that was just to hear the beautiful sound it made. going to the bathroom wasnt an option. legs didnt work.

i guess id tell my kid like this

aiight every time you piss on the floor or on the seat

im punching you in the fucking chest
 

Gas One

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#34
32nd story? see, i dont trust the wind that far up. fuck around and piss on yourself on accident. thats tight though. i havent got a chance to pull that off.

and nowadays a dude will take apicture of you and put it on the internet

i dont wanna be black dude pissing from the 32nd story all over the net ruining it for obama and shit lmao
 
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hahaha homie i just woke mah girl up from laughin an shit...but yee, i got a 6 month old boy, i love him but i wont hesitate to beat his ass if hes on some stupid shit like that. i aint raisin no dogs...the only time he can be a dog is to tha bitches
 

Mike Manson

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#36
32nd story? see, i dont trust the wind that far up. fuck around and piss on yourself on accident. thats tight though. i havent got a chance to pull that off.

and nowadays a dude will take apicture of you and put it on the internet

i dont wanna be black dude pissing from the 32nd story all over the net ruining it for obama and shit lmao
Haha. I was pretty fuckin wasted and it seemed like a good idea back then lol. There might be a video out there though with me pissin...look out for the white guy in yellow china. moved now though to the third floor...:cool:
 
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my 7 year old son just likes to leave a shit in the toilet and not flush. he also likes to leave the door open. i always have to yell at him for that.