fuck i think i got hemroids or hernia

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askG

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dont force your shit anddont force your piss...also doc ased me if i had sexual relations with men...thats another one...dont get buttfucked...shits no joke ppl.

i end up having to take some pills9 times a day...rubbing prep h onmy anus...taking mutamicil...and get this...the clincher...i have to take a supposptory 5 times a day...and we aint talking about bite sized pills myfriend...these are twice the size of some .22s im looking at the thing like
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for the record...

ive never been with a man, never thought about being with a man, and i dont [plan to ever be with a man...i just took a lot of forceful shits ya digs.
 
azryda420

azryda420

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Jun 23, 2003
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when you shit you cant push it out. it is bad for your butthole. i had one hemoroid once. it hurt nothing like you said. I bet you got a wopper of a roid in your butt. You will be ok. Get used to the docs pokin around in their now. all of us males will have to have colon inspections before too long. Put an ice cube between your buttcheeks then take a shit. I bet it hurts to shit real bad though.

Get some cream for your coulo.
 
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I can't believe what I'm reading but damn, that's why you got to eat healthy foods and everything like that.

Wish you the best of luck.
 
azryda420

azryda420

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I never understood why some dudes love to spend quality time in the bathroom marinating in their own funk. It just causes hemoroids when you turn a turd into a 30 minute bathroom break.

I am one of those in and out people. I wait till the thing is prairie dogging so it is ready to come out once I sit on the can. And no brute force is required.
 
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CRANBERRY JUICE, PRUNE JUICE OR ORANGE JUICE. YOU MAY NOT BE GETTING ENOUGH VITAMIN C OR ROUGHAGE IN YOUR FOOD. YOU NEED TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT ALOT OF MEAT OF NON ORGANIC FOODS. LMAO IT HURTS WHEN I FART!
 
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Stockton209SS said:
CRANBERRY JUICE, PRUNE JUICE OR ORANGE JUICE. YOU MAY NOT BE GETTING ENOUGH VITAMIN C OR ROUGHAGE IN YOUR FOOD. YOU NEED TO EAT FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT ALOT OF MEAT OF NON ORGANIC FOODS. LMAO IT HURTS WHEN I FART!
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The man himself said it all......don't eat too much fast food shit
 
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azryda420 said:
I never understood why some dudes love to spend quality time in the bathroom marinating in their own funk. It just causes hemoroids when you turn a turd into a 30 minute bathroom break.

I am one of those in and out people. I wait till the thing is prairie dogging so it is ready to come out once I sit on the can. And no brute force is required.
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lol for the shit taking tips

but good luck man that shit don't sound good at all
 
BOMBSAC

BOMBSAC

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dannng, i never heard of roids that bad.....are they like bleading roids? i think theres people who have to get roid surgery too...get well soon..
 
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quote this bitch all you weant ppl.

i dont ever eat junk food...the closest thing i eat is at work they always make us some bs...chicken fried, bbq sammiches. etc etc...

doc sitn sure what it is...said it could be blood vessel broke by force...could be hemroids...gave me a gang of medication for hemroids...and the bump seems to be getting bigger...woke me up at 4am today with the runs....oOOOHHHHHHHH it was torture...then it was in the tub w hot h2n and afterwards a fat blunt to calm my nerves.
 
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although.........

a few weeks ago i ate half chicken breast that wasnteven cooked right...the sous chef at our work is an asshole like that...chicken aint even medium well and its aslreayd out for ppl to eat...wtf ios that...im suing that bitch
 
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