Fuck Fillin' Out Job Aps!

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Nov 20, 2002
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LOL yeah that's what I am struggleing with right now. Trying to figure out the dates and shit. I can come up with the months, but not the days. I also hate the interviews. I don't even know what to say at them anymore. Since my last two jobs were hired right on the spot.
if you know the numbers to the jobs just get ahold of their HR department and they should be able to give you the exact dates. or look at your old w2
 
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Yeah, fuck job hunting. That's a skill all in itself, and a skill I do not have. I'll stay working a shitty job just so I don't have to keep looking for work.

If you think remembering dates for a job application is bad, try getting a security clearance. You have to put every job and every place you've lived for the past 10 years. Plus the phone number of someone who knew you lived there. I'd lived in my truck, in crackhead hotels, and on people's couches. Not to mention actually getting apartments or houses for several months at a time. Then they have agents actually check up on that shit. Not fun.
 
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I am about to start applying at a casino in toppenish, wa again called Legends...this time for surveillance. I had an interview a year ago before moving back...didn't get the job...two months later it was listed, didn't even get a call and now it is open again. Gonna go talk to a few people I know there which I hate doing for stuff like that.

Sad part is I have good experience..hoping a few cards this hand will give me that extra push for the job. I could also go back and do cage or kitchen but don't really wanna put up with the BS for low pay and weak tips

Good look with the job savage
 

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at this point im just applying for whatever i can get i already filled out online surveys with 50 fucking questions for sum of them, for in-n-out, best buy, jamba juice, macy's, cant remember the rest.
 
May 2, 2002
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Also forgot to mention that it sucks having to take UAs. I smoke weed and hate having to lye about it to employers. Given the opportunity I can be loyal as fuck to an organization and for them to care what I do on my own time is str8 gay

There would be so much less unemployment if people didn't have to take UAs to initally get the job
 
Feb 14, 2004
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^Yeah, but I think there are more knuckleheads out there that ruin it for the good potsmokers LOL I ain't got nothing against that stuff, though. If I had my own business, and ran into a few good workers that I knew smoked that shit, I wouldn't give a shit, as long as they get the job done and only did that shit on their own time, and never came to work high as kite. Because I know what the bosses go through. I came to work half shot a couple of times, and had to take a piss test and got suspended from work the 1st time and got fired the next time I did that. But I was a really good worker. I took my work serious. But I guess the fun times got to me, and I fucked up. I won't make that mistake again. I don't think I want to drink on work nights again. Just the weekends.
 

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Apr 25, 2002
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I hate doing this shit. But I need mo cheeze! Trying to get this job at this casino. I've worked there a couple times before, and it sucks. But it's money in the pocket, and plus I grew up with some of the workers there. So it's not like it's going to be boring. haha
Fuck man I couldn't work at a place where I had to fill out an application.

If I can't send in a resume and get an interview fuck it.

"Money in my safe, cause it don't fit in my pocket." Cop that Gwop Dont Make Me, I Make Gwop @ www.bossup.us in the store!! YEEEEE
 

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usually after you have already been called in for an interview they ask you for an application, but thats way after. i remember wandering throught the mall or downtown sf asking places if they were hiring and picking up an application.

But filling out an app is just as annoying as writing a cover letter. writing a cover letter is harder because you have to change it for each job, and maybe even ur resume. at least filling out an application stays the same for the most part.
 

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usually after you have already been called in for an interview they ask you for an application, but thats way after. i remember wandering throught the mall or downtown sf asking places if they were hiring and picking up an application.

But filling out an app is just as annoying as writing a cover letter. writing a cover letter is harder because you have to change it for each job, and maybe even ur resume. at least filling out an application stays the same for the most part.
i change the company name, and the job titel in a cover letter...all other shit stays the same for the most part...

if you wanna make GOOD money you can't act like a fuckin lolley gaggin fuck tard fillin out applications.

you aren't going to get a GOOD job when you have to fill out an application and don't need to turn in a fucking resume.

also depends on your definition of "good job."
 

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i usually read the job description and tailor my resume/cover letter accordingly. its just way too competetive out there right now for me 2 be sending the same shit to everyone.
 

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i guess my writing skills are better....but hey i did get a Bachelor of Arts in broadcast journalism.....

lol....no matter what it's hard to get a call back....

i sent out 150+ resumes etc just under 2 years ago....cause i've been at my current job for almost 2 years....

i got 3 calls back...2 weren't abotu shit, and another just kinda fucked around.

i sent out dvd's of the stories i did for my journalism shit....

plus, i apply for generally the same type of job, same field....not random shit just to get $$.....

since i have a degree, i tend to go for shit that's in my field. since i actually have a field, and a lot of cats don't...besides "would you like fries with that?"

a job is a job tho...
 
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i guess my writing skills are better....but hey i did get a Bachelor of Arts in broadcast journalism.....

lol....no matter what it's hard to get a call back....

i sent out 150+ resumes etc just under 2 years ago....cause i've been at my current job for almost 2 years....

i got 3 calls back...2 weren't abotu shit, and another just kinda fucked around.

i sent out dvd's of the stories i did for my journalism shit....

plus, i apply for generally the same type of job, same field....not random shit just to get $$.....

since i have a degree, i tend to go for shit that's in my field. since i actually have a field, and a lot of cats don't...besides "would you like fries with that?"

a job is a job tho...
lulz
u =
 

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hahaha...riiiiiight....only i wear whatever i want to work...didn't have to cut my hair...i get offered a beer 90% of the time at the end of the day....and i can smoke as much pot in my free time as i want and not get tested...PLUS full benefits and if i go over my coverage i get reimbursed by the company i work for.

so YEEEEEEE to that. and LOL to you sir :)
 

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i guess my writing skills are better....but hey i did get a Bachelor of Arts in broadcast journalism.....

lol....no matter what it's hard to get a call back....

i sent out 150+ resumes etc just under 2 years ago....cause i've been at my current job for almost 2 years....

i got 3 calls back...2 weren't abotu shit, and another just kinda fucked around.

i sent out dvd's of the stories i did for my journalism shit....

plus, i apply for generally the same type of job, same field....not random shit just to get $$.....

since i have a degree, i tend to go for shit that's in my field. since i actually have a field, and a lot of cats don't...besides "would you like fries with that?"

a job is a job tho...
see i work in politics, plus ive had a bunch of non-profit experience and anyone whos worked in a nonprofit knows that u wear different hats which allows you to put spread all those job qualifications across hella different fields. like i could apply to be a legislative manager or director, as well as a front-end web developer. I could even work in fundraising if i wanted to. I always apply to hella different kinds of jobs. But you're right, if its the same kind of job, i do only minor modifications to the cover letters. But over 150+ resumes, dammnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. i would get discouraged by then. I did my time with shitty jobs though, i wont take nothing less than a professional position by now. I leave the fries and coke to the 17 and under crowd.

i was gonna get get a journalism degree, i wanted to work for a magazine and write.

but instead i went the Polisci direction. not as interesting, but ive met some important ass people and thats key when looking for a new job.