i say you gotta shake em down for a job , herrass them and threaten them with violence but dont start out gung ho , go in ask to speak to the manager be polite and each time get more agressive and pushy then if that doesnt work threaten to burn down the establishment if they dont hire you and if they try to call your bluff do it ! also you might wanna beat up your perspective boss first start with threats then beat up him/her also the first beating shouldnt be bad , the second worse , the third make sure you break bones.