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Aug 24, 2003
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why didnt u just put the money in regardless tho? its money, money goes to the bank until ur ready to spend right?
i didnt put it in because it was all spent on bills, gas, and the rest on groceries. ive been living on change and borrowed money for anything else the past couple weeks
 
Jan 11, 2006
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Debit is always real time. If you paid at the pump, the gas station put a temporary hold on your card. To prevent that in the future, pay at the cashier.

I work in a gas station, and have to deal with people constantly coming in with only $5 or whatever left on their card wondering why the pump won't accept their card.
 

Meta4iCAL

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if you have at least 5 bucks in your debt account, and u need a lot of gas. But u dont get paid till maybe a few days later. Just charge the gas as credit and fill that fucker up! u may get docked with overdraft the next day, but at least u made it home!

Also citibank doesnt charge overdraft fees unless uve been negative for a few days.
I think it usually takes about 3 days for gas to go through on credit
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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so....what you learned is to MONITOR YOUR OWN BANK ACCOUNT AND NOT LISTEN TO SOME DUMB BITCH WHO GOT THAT JOB OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FOR SUCKING THE MANAGERS COCK!

Don't listen to them, they don't know SHIT. I have NEVER believed what they tell me. Plus, those charges may not show up, so they won't know, so they can't give you an accurate answer.

I hate to say it, but you fucked yourself, the bank has nothing to do with it, besides the fact you keep insufficient funds in your account there. lol......

I'm not trying to be a dick but how the fuck are you gonna talk shit about the bank when it's YOUR money, YOUR account, YOUR responsibility when it comes down to it.

They aren't there to hold your hand. They're there to take your money, and give it to you when you ask....if you have it.

So either keep $100 in there or don't use the debit card, ever.
 

I AM

Some Random Asshole
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get a credit card, then you can spend money you dont have and not be charged overdraft
just don't use the debit card to pay it off....lol....

you know, thinking about this....he'd have to write a check...out of the account where his debit card came from.....

so....he'd have to have money in there in the first place for that to work...haha....
 

FDS

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wow thats wierd. they usually only hold $1.00 before they charge the card in a few days. Like if i bought gas today, my statement will only say .99 pending. and they a few days later, the whole shibang but never the same day. are u sure u didnt press debt instead?
 

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wow thats wierd. they usually only hold $1.00 before they charge the card in a few days. Like if i bought gas today, my statement will only say .99 pending. and they a few days later, the whole shibang but never the same day. are u sure u didnt press debt instead?
you got wamu? cause butcher does...so do i......

they're gay there. but all banks are gay cause they do the same shit.

mine says the full amount pending usually with an hour or two of when i make the purchase...sometimes it takes 4-5 days to go through though...

which actually pisses me off cause then i have to remember what i bought....but then again, that's the responsibility we hold. c'est la vie.
 

Gas One

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#29
Fuck banks, Credit Unions are the way to go in this day in age. If you live in santa clara county and work for the county (like me) a place that has never screwed me over is Santa clara county federal credit union. been goin there for years
yup, san diego county credit union on mine, i worked for wells fargo and was a customer, i would never bank with them again as long as i live

the day i was supposed to go into work but called in sick someone robbed the bank...chick who got robbed quit her job right after
 
Nov 20, 2005
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Gas places put a temporary charge of $100 or whatever on your card to see if you have the money on the account first because they don't know how much you are going to put in.
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Debit is always real time. If you paid at the pump, the gas station put a temporary hold on your card. To prevent that in the future, pay at the cashier.

I work in a gas station, and have to deal with people constantly coming in with only $5 or whatever left on their card wondering why the pump won't accept their card.
wow thats wierd. they usually only hold $1.00 before they charge the card in a few days. Like if i bought gas today, my statement will only say .99 pending. and they a few days later, the whole shibang but never the same day. are u sure u didnt press debt instead?
yup its a DOLLAR. maybe just in california, but its a DOLLAR here. not $100. trust me, ive done the pay with my credit card that only has $5 left and overspend it.

~k.
 

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washington is a little different. cause when i get gas i see the full amount pending as i said...within a few hours of the purchase.....but i also dn't leave $5 in my fucking account to scrape by with and hope i don't overdraft....not the smartest way to budget or live.
 

damng

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bank of america is a shitty ass bank, but atleast their shit shows up online AS SOON as you use the card, except when its acredit charge and not debit. chase on the other hand takes days/a week till even a debit charge shows up, its bull shiet mayne. if chase didnt have the best customer service ive had so far banking wise, i woulda smashed on em along time ago.
 

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Some Random Asshole
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^i keep callin them WaMu lol....

maybe the posting time/date is based on the state you live in? cause i ohio it's different for my step brothers than for me in washington...which is different than cali....
 
May 4, 2002
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bank of america is a shitty ass bank, but atleast their shit shows up online AS SOON as you use the card, except when its acredit charge and not debit. chase on the other hand takes days/a week till even a debit charge shows up, its bull shiet mayne. if chase didnt have the best customer service ive had so far banking wise, i woulda smashed on em along time ago.
bank of america is cool for the most part. only had one problem with them and it was over check deposit at the atm and the bank was wrong, so no big deal. about the over draft fee, i never ran into that with boa. i had exchange bank and that debit card would never let me over draft.
 
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so....what you learned is to MONITOR YOUR OWN BANK ACCOUNT AND NOT LISTEN TO SOME DUMB BITCH WHO GOT THAT JOB OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL FOR SUCKING THE MANAGERS COCK!

Don't listen to them, they don't know SHIT. I have NEVER believed what they tell me. Plus, those charges may not show up, so they won't know, so they can't give you an accurate answer.

I hate to say it, but you fucked yourself, the bank has nothing to do with it, besides the fact you keep insufficient funds in your account there. lol......

I'm not trying to be a dick but how the fuck are you gonna talk shit about the bank when it's YOUR money, YOUR account, YOUR responsibility when it comes down to it.

They aren't there to hold your hand. They're there to take your money, and give it to you when you ask....if you have it.

So either keep $100 in there or don't use the debit card, ever.
yeah i feel it, you dont have to pull any punches, i already coughed up the money and acknowledged i slipped once again. but i learned it was 100% real time no matter their stupid pending bullshit, and the teller was able to see that charge when i was standing in front of them figuring it all out, and could have put the money in. im talking shit because they could have simply told me the truth about my account, instead of flat out lieing to me to my face and then later telling me oh well, its your fault, pay up.

this real-time/ pending system is obviously bullshit an unacceptable to me regardless, if everything USED to be real-time, everything STILL IS real-time, yet they flat out lie and say shit like "well sometimes it takes up to 5 days to process blah blah" and purposely put holds on there, BULLSHIT, not debit card transactions, credit card transactions i understand, but not these debit card ones.

and you said it yourself, sometimes you spend and because of the holds not showing up for days you might forget what you spent. i feel these holds are purposely put there because of this precise reason, and regardless of how much of this is your responsibility or not, this kind of thing makes you raise your eyebrows and wonder when it changed and why this is accepted
 

FatBlunts209

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yea thats bullshit you overdraft 2 cents and you get charged $30 thats bullshit..i used to use wamu just to cash my check and never deposit money,these fuckers charge a damn 5$ fee every month if u dont have money in your account so after the first month they where talkin bout putting a hold on my check cuz i was over drafted i went off and made them cash my shit and i put 20$ in my account fuckin bullshit they should've told me from the get go they charge a fee for having no money in it..
 
Aug 24, 2003
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and thats the logic of the bank. they charge you, and if you dont have money, which is why you were charged in the first place, they charge you again for not having the money to pay the first charge. banks are obviously not for people with low amounts of money. even if you had 100,000 in there for a year, theyd still only give you 100$ interest. with inflation, you lose money because that 100,100 is no longer worth what that 100,000 was the year before. i guarantee you the would make more than 100$ off of investing and manipulating that capital of yours. they even pay you a few pennies more to put it into a c.d. where youre basically saying "heres some money, you have exactly 1 yr to flip it, go!" they will punish you more heavily for trying to use your money in this situation. the banks seem to use your money to make them insanely rich, and the poorer you are, the more you have to pay. and then where does it all go? into outrageous executive bonuses and private jets.
 

STS

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only read first few paragraphs and didnt bother reading replies.
but as far as wells fargo.
most times you purchase gas on Debit card it shows pending as a $1 (they want to verify its an open account and able to take money) and then the real amount will hit WHEN THAT MERCHANT CLOSES THERE BATCH.

the real question is why the fuck are you purchasing when you dont have money in your account. it doesnt matter if its just a few hours. if you dont have the money dont spend it. simple as that.
banks are business - they make money off fee's and interest.