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the point of this isnt to whine but to warn you not to make the same mistake I/we did.

i've always had trouble with overdrafting. at one point wamu blocked my debit card from being able to go into a negative balance at all because of this issue. ive been using cash to correct this problem, and have been overdraft free for over two years. but 2 1/2 weeks ago I decided to use my card a few times because it was convienent and my balance was too low to hit the atm (huge mistake). I ran up 3 little charges, about 2 days before my paycheck, on the 22nd.

on the morning of my payday, the 24th, i bought gas with my debit, thinking it wouldnt show up in couple of hours before putting my check in (HUGGGEE MISTAKE). i decided this paycheck to cash it mostly out and leave just enough to cover these charges (fucking stupid). this is what happened.

my 18$ goes to -$2 because of twenty in gas which they INSTANTLY charged, on the 24th, which then resulted in a 34$ insufficient funds fee. so now im -36$, but my bank account still shows 18$ at the time I deposited 38$, i even worked out this number with the teller and was told id have some change left in my account for a couple of weeks, and even asked if I should put in more just in case. I was told there was no reason to put in anymore money as I was covered against everything coming in. i could have, SHOULD have put in more money, but I wanted it down to leftover change, and thought i was covered, so why would i have.

on the 27th, what happens? all of the sudden my online statement updates itself and low and behold, i have been hit with 4 overdraft fees. 1 for the gas, and the rest for the other 3 charges, none of which were even over 8$ and which did not add over the 18$ balance i originally had, but since i was overdrafted because of the gas, im now fucked as they come in 5 days later. the worst part of this all was my deposit was convienently held for 3 days, posting only after i had buried myself deeply.

what the bank does not tell you is that the teller sees everything real-time. meaning, if you use your debit card anywhere, they instantly see it and it becomes a pending charge, and they put a hold on it for however long they want, up to 5 days. dont believe me? use your debit card, then walk into your bank two minutes later and ask for a printed statement. youd be surprised how different this looks from your online statement, and surprised to see that the charge will be there as pending, even if you cannot see it online or hear it through telephone banking for days to come. everything is there to the minute. maybe they made a mistake in letting me see this. so my charges on the 22nd were held for 5 days automatically because of how low of a balance i had in my checking account. i dont know if its a computer program that detects certain balance circumstances to orchestrate this kind of bullshit, or if someone is paid to sort through and rearrange this shit.

the bottem line is, the teller clearly saw i had a negative balance, i clearly had the money to put in, i clearly asked if i should put in more, and i was clearly told that i already had enough in which I did not. i go to argue this point at the bank and they tell me theyre really sorry and to go to the bank where i started my account at, because only there can my fees be refunded. I drive 5 miles there, and talk to a teller, who refers me to some advisor, who refers me to a lower end manager, who then refers me to the branch manager. the branch manager at this point clearly wants me out of the bank, even though all i am doing is asking how this happened and why was i lied to, when the information was in front of the tellers face. I was then lied to again when they told me that it was not real time, even though 5 minutes beforehand i was told it was, and was proved it was when i saw the statements printed by the teller and the lower end manager. when i brought up that even as we speak i am being lied to again, the branch manager became red faced and began to yell at me, stating that this is entirely my fault and no matter what i say and how long i stay here she cant do anything at all. right. so i stayed in the bank another twenty minutes politely talking to her, using logic, asking not to be yelled at, and she finally calmed down and told me as a courtesy she would refund only one of the insufficient fees, which she did in front of me and printed a new statement. when i laughed and stated that she lied again, saying she could do absolutely nothing and then now saying she could get rid of the fees, but only one, she threatened to take the charge back, saying that she only did it because ive been at the bank for 6 years and it was a courtesy to me. which was funny because when i brought up the fact that my previous overdraft protection no longer works she said that i should look upon chase as being an entirely different bank, with my account being a fresh chase one. I pointed this out and said that even now she was still contradicting what she had previously said, and was then asked to leave the bank or be 'removed'.

of course all of the blame is put upon me, because there is no way to dispute that it was me who used the card, unless i had reported it stolen or some other shit and proved someone else used it, which was not the case. id hate to think of how theyd treat me in that kind of situation. You need to keep a running ledger blah blah, "It's not my fault you are a financially unresponsible person", etc.

bottem line is the banks need your money in their hands, they need as much capital as they can get, and if you try to use them just to cash your checks they will find a way eventually to catch you slipping and lay it on hard. they want to always have as much of your money in their hands as possible, and if you arent a person who writes down everything they spend the debit card is the most powerful tool they have to confuse and mislead you into overdraft fees brought on by hidden pending charges, which are not hidden to them at all. if your balance is low, charges will be held until the circumstances permit them to be charged not in the order you used your card but by how much they are, and will be charged in a calculated order to maximize overdrafting

anyway, rather than write down all of my charges, or pay to get rid of my debit card for a new atm only card, im choosing to pay up then close out my accounts. id rather not get sued by chase. im going to a credit union.

there has got to be more stories of being raped by a bank?
 

ESFCE

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I read the first few paragraphs and skimmed thru the rest. Blame yourself for using yor card with little to nocash inthere, that's not the point of a debit card, always have plenty of money stacked overhead to avoid overdraft. Or just sign up for overdraft protection if u gonna keep using your account this way. Your bad
 

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yeah i read the first few, u just gotta learn to spend only what u have. i get overdraft fees all the time.
 
Aug 24, 2003
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I read the first few paragraphs and skimmed thru the rest. Blame yourself for using yor card with little to nocash inthere, that's not the point of a debit card, always have plenty of money stacked overhead to avoid overdraft. Or just sign up for overdraft protection if u gonna keep using your account this way. Your bad
i agree, which is why i wont use a debit card from here on out. ive learned a bank absolutely does not want you to use it to simply cash your check, which is why i will leave banks as well. but i had no choice, would you rather not eat for 3 days or chance using your card, with your little money left? sorry for being in poverty. itd be nice to be able to stack money overhead, but its not possible at this moment. and i thought i was signed up for overdraft protection, you know thanks for bringing that up, i never did figure out if chase has overdraft protection. if they do, they would have had to remove it from my old wamu account that i had it on, which would be very curious
 
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yeah i read the first few, u just gotta learn to spend only what u have. i get overdraft fees all the time.
well if you had read anymore, youd have realized I did spend what I had, except for the gas. i dont know why the gas was instantly charged and everything else was held, but this is the only way i would get overdrafted in this situation. i feel it should have sent the original charges through, and my deposit would have covered the gas. a 102$ mistake.

i once kept 1700$ in my savings for a year and they gave me 17 cents.
 
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Wow. You didn't know a debit card is "real-time"? LMFAO
i knew that, but how come the other 3 charges were not real time but held and then charged after the gas? if any overdraft was to be applied, it should have been to the gas, not the other charges TWO DAYS before the gas. it seems to me it is specifically chosen when real-time is to be applied and when charges should be held.
 
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well if you had read anymore, youd have realized I did spend what I had, except for the gas. i dont know why the gas was instantly charged and everything else was held, but this is the only way i would get overdrafted in this situation. i feel it should have sent the original charges through, and my deposit would have covered the gas. a 102$ mistake.

i once kept 1700$ in my savings for a year and they gave me 17 cents.
Gas places put a temporary charge of $100 or whatever on your card to see if you have the money on the account first because they don't know how much you are going to put in.
 

FDS

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give us the jist if your story butcher. pretend i had only 20 seconds to read it. tell me what i need to know only.
 

Meta4iCAL

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give us the jist if your story butcher. pretend i had only 20 seconds to read it. tell me what i need to know only.
I think what he meant to say was:

Fuck banks
Human ass dog for life
No berner
Chree is a tranny
World longest thread snitches
bitch iam from east 27th

that probably sums it all up
 
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Gas places put a temporary charge of $100 or whatever on your card to see if you have the money on the account first because they don't know how much you are going to put in.
interesting. so what if you had 40$ in your account, and you bought 20$ of gas with a debit. they charge you 100$, bringing you to -60$? then what? charge the 20$, leaving you -80$? in which case theyd then charge an overdraft fee, bringing you to -114?$ then what do they do, do they give you the 100 back leaving you at -14$? please tell me they dont do that...
 
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give us the jist if your story butcher. pretend i had only 20 seconds to read it. tell me what i need to know only.
i could have put more money in the bank but didnt, and was even reassured by the bank i didnt need to, then was overdrafted four times with rearranged pending charges, then was told to fuck off and pay up or get arrested and later sued, and am trying to grasp how debit card charges are handled and would like feedback of other people who have been overdrafted to see if it is a bigger problem than we think
 

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if you have at least 5 bucks in your debt account, and u need a lot of gas. But u dont get paid till maybe a few days later. Just charge the gas as credit and fill that fucker up! u may get docked with overdraft the next day, but at least u made it home!

Also citibank doesnt charge overdraft fees unless uve been negative for a few days.
 
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I wish the cards would never let you overdraft. I don't know how my bitch got to overdraft our card 3 x in 1 day. A lot of the time when I used my own card it wouldn't let me do that.
i feel you there. i thought it wouldnt let me do that either, apparantly they removed that feature. either removed it or you have to re-sign up for it. how would you find out they even removed it until you overdraft yourself? shaking my head
 

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i could have put more money in the bank but didnt, and was even reassured by the bank i didnt need to, then was overdrafted four times with rearranged pending charges, then was told to fuck off and pay up or get arrested and later sued, and am trying to grasp how debit card charges are handled and would like feedback of other people who have been overdrafted to see if it is a bigger problem than we think
why didnt u just put the money in regardless tho? its money, money goes to the bank until ur ready to spend right?
 

Gofer

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Fuck banks, Credit Unions are the way to go in this day in age. If you live in santa clara county and work for the county (like me) a place that has never screwed me over is Santa clara county federal credit union. been goin there for years
 
Aug 24, 2003
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if you have at least 5 bucks in your debt account, and u need a lot of gas. But u dont get paid till maybe a few days later. Just charge the gas as credit and fill that fucker up! u may get docked with overdraft the next day, but at least u made it home!

Also citibank doesnt charge overdraft fees unless uve been negative for a few days.
dude, thats almost exactly what I did and i was raped for it. i never put in a pin# when i paid for that gas. and it wasnt even a few days down the line thing, it was the same morning!!!