Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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you read this thread yet?hipinion.com • View topic - the church of the end times uxbridge, MA
It's hilarious and very, very creepy.
The Top 10 Signs You Need to Change Your Barber
Your name: Chewbacca.
That pile of swept-up ears in the corner.
Favorite tool: Flo-bee.
Before cutting your hair, asks if you can join hands and
pray together.
His barber chair has stirrups.
His tools include a level, a pair of needle-nosed pliers
and a tube of epoxy.
Ask to look like Fabio, come out looking like Forrest Gump.
(Insert Dennis Rodman joke here.)
Recommends full anesthesia.
His last name rhymes with Whizzer-Hands.
Your name: Chewbacca.
That pile of swept-up ears in the corner.
Favorite tool: Flo-bee.
Before cutting your hair, asks if you can join hands and
pray together.
His barber chair has stirrups.
His tools include a level, a pair of needle-nosed pliers
and a tube of epoxy.
Ask to look like Fabio, come out looking like Forrest Gump.
(Insert Dennis Rodman joke here.)
Recommends full anesthesia.
His last name rhymes with Whizzer-Hands.
