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Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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I remember once when I was hella drunk and on a train and I was damn near ready to puke so I got up to get off at the next stop and this beautiful girl was getting off at the same stop so she was standing behind me while the train came to a stop and I couldn't control shit anymore and right before the train door opened I projectile vomited on the door and the bitch got hit with all the splash back. I tried to say sorry but she ran away.
 

Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
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This other time I was stopped at a red light when the lady in the car next to me smiled at me just as the light turned green so I followed her until she stopped then I went to introduce myself when she started yelling at me for "stalking" her. Girls can be hella dumb sometimes.