About 15 years ago I was drunk off my ass and stumbled home to this ghetto ass apartment I was living in in portland. I was starving and way too poor at that point in my life to order food, so I decided I'd cook myself an egg sammich. I didn't have any butter, so I just poured some oil in a pan and went and turned on the tv and grabbed a drink while it heated up. I come back and not only was the temp on the oil way high, but I had like 10 times the amount I needed in the pan. So I go to pour some off and spill that shit all over my right sock which instantly melted to my foot. I was drunk enough It didn't hurt that bad, but I couldnt get the sock off so I said fuck it and passed out. Woke up in the morning and the whole top of my foot was fucked. I spent the next 6 months walking around in fuzzy slippers with a cane.
cool story bro.
I think I have pics somewhere, lemme see if I can dig them up.