A few years ago I cooked one of those chow mien noodles in the microwave and as I take it out, the water spills on my stomach. It was so hot my wife beater got stuck to my skin, that left a huge scar.
Have we discussed the mayor of toronto, Rob Ford, in freedom town yet? He's a fucking lunatic and apparently there is now a tape of him smoking rocks with his somali gangster connect.