Hahaha My ex-roommate called right now, I noticed his number on the caller ID and answered. All I can hear before I can even say hello is "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE RIGHT NOW!?!" and then click the line goes dead. I'm sitting here like lol wut for a second thinking maybe he was about to get carjacked or murdered because his tone sounded so serious in the yell. He calls almost right back and I answer to him being like "Oh hey, just thought I'd ask if I can crash on your couch a couple hours tomorrow between school and work?" as normal and calm sounding as can be. I'm like "Ummmm did you just almost die?" and he's like "Huh?" and I repeat the above and he says "Oh my phone has been fucking up all day and I got mad. You could hear me? I couldn't hear you I guess." Dude literally sounded full of rage or fear or some shit when he was yelling that about his phone fucking up lol.