back in the day (6th grade / 1986) I would walk through a vacant field to go to catch the school bus.
there was this dog that would chase me every fucking morning.
I would run like a little bitch, but it never got me. Almost a few times tho, he even tried to get on the bus once & the driver (my aunt) closed the door on him.
fast fwd a few weeks, right after new years/Christmas break & I am well equipped:
This time I got m80's with me.
said dog comes barking around the corner like clockwork, I give it a little run, knowing my next move... I got a little mini torch lighter in 1 hand & an m80 in the other...
run 10 feet, light, turn around & tossed it.... didnt look back as i tossed it, i just wanted to scare the fucker away.
BOOM!
I turn around & the dog had caught the m80 in the face.
No idea of the damage but that was the last day I ever saw that dog again.