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WXS STOMP3R

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back in the day (6th grade / 1986) I would walk through a vacant field to go to catch the school bus.

there was this dog that would chase me every fucking morning.

I would run like a little bitch, but it never got me. Almost a few times tho, he even tried to get on the bus once & the driver (my aunt) closed the door on him.

fast fwd a few weeks, right after new years/Christmas break & I am well equipped:

This time I got m80's with me.

said dog comes barking around the corner like clockwork, I give it a little run, knowing my next move... I got a little mini torch lighter in 1 hand & an m80 in the other...

run 10 feet, light, turn around & tossed it.... didnt look back as i tossed it, i just wanted to scare the fucker away.

BOOM!

I turn around & the dog had caught the m80 in the face.

No idea of the damage but that was the last day I ever saw that dog again.
Reminds when i was a kid my mom would send me to 7-11 to get her a soda and whatever else. I was about 9 or 10 anways there was this house where this german sheperd was always loose and chased me a few times already.I had just got a super soaker and i was like fuck that dog he's gonna get it this time if he rushes me.

anyways i filled up the super soaker with all ammonia and I strolled down the street and Low and behold that fucker was on the creep. I remember having the super soaker locked and loaded and I sprayed him right in the eyes. and that shit must have hurt really bad cause he started wilding out, jumping in the air,snapping at bushes,and running around like crazy while crying.

next thing I know he runs right into the street and got hit by a car. I fucking bailed. went to the store got my moms stuff, Played some paperboy.came back the same route, By that time animal control was picking up his body and the driver who hit him said the dog came outta nowhere and that it was an accident.

I never knew who owned that dog or seen anyone at that house or not sure if they knew what happened to their dog.but I was glad I had solved my problem at that point
 

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Reminds when i was a kid my mom would send me to 7-11 to get her a soda and whatever else. I was about 9 or 10 anways there was this house where this german sheperd was always loose and chased me a few times already.I had just got a super soaker and i was like fuck that dog he's gonna get it this time if he rushes me.

anyways i filled up the super soaker with all ammonia and I strolled down the street and Low and behold that fucker was on the creep. I remember having the super soaker locked and loaded and I sprayed him right in the eyes. and that shit must have hurt really bad cause he started wilding out, jumping in the air,snapping at bushes,and running around like crazy while crying.

next thing I know he runs right into the street and got hit by a car. I fucking bailed. went to the store got my moms stuff, Played some paperboy.came back the same route, By that time animal control was picking up his body and the driver who hit him said the dog came outta nowhere and that it was an accident.

I never knew who owned that dog or seen anyone at that house or not sure if they knew what happened to their dog.but I was glad I had solved my problem at that point
hell ya bro I used to love playing paperboy... the arcade version with the handle bars on it was the shit!

fuck those dogs tho man, attacking kids n shit! they deserved what they got.

....ammonia in the super soaker: GENIUS.
 

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Started a Instagram who on there? I'm N @nato vato
@bigsheasavage

add me brehski

waiting on the homeboy WXS STOMP3R @WXS STOMP3R to get on IG tho!
 
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ya but your dogs look like they are the loveable type.

.....ever been to the HOOD, hood breh?

Dogs run rampant there & usually they are hungry, mean & willing to attack for no reason.
Yea, indiana is a black lab. So fucking loyal and smart. I look at him as my family member of course.
 
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REACHTMO

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I'd chip myself if I had to drive 2-3 hours just to get to work. I have a 10-15 minute walk haha. At least you got a big job though so that should mean some good cash I'm guessing.
Only drive that far when were getting compensated. Farthest ive gone is placerville, which is a good 3-4 hour drive. My boss got bars, so people will pay him to go all over

hell yeah. got paid 10 bucks an hour for the drive, 20 bucks an hour for labor, even got paid while on lunch, and didnt even pay for my lunch. I got cashed out 230 bucks today. Dont have to work again till thursday locally, and the shits gonna be mad easy.

today was hard. I fuckin busted my thumb open and bled on part of the pad. Luckily boss man didnt see it, and I put the carpet down before he had a chance too lol
 
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WXS STOMP3R

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@bigsheasavage

add me brehski

waiting on the homeboy WXS STOMP3R @WXS STOMP3R to get on IG tho!
Everybody is teeling me the same shit especially since i got the iphone 5 supposedly its easier.

but if i cant put up pictures of tiddies and ass.

i dont really got much i can offer,other than maybe pics of weed and shit like that.

my bread and butter is nekkid bitches.
 
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how come every time Shawshank Redemption is on TV there's always a few people on facebook making posts about it

good movie, but holy shit it's gotta be the most over rated movie of all time, especially for people to be posting about it on facebook every single damn time it's on (which is all the fucking time)
 

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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan, fuck this guys tweet:

Ron Paul ✔ R @ron Paul

Chris Kyle's death seems to confirm that "he who lives by the sword dies by the sword." Treating PTSD at a firing range doesn't make sense
For the first part I'll just say it's sad that two men lost their lives in such a way and another threw his away no matter what the reason may have been for doing so.

While I can't stand Ron Paul (or any politician for that matter as most of you know on here by now I'm sure) I do agree 100% with this last sentence though. I'd be lying if I said that wasn't one of the first things I said to myself as well when I read about what happened.
 
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