that actually happened, immediately after i said:
someone chanted " let's go oakland " a bunch of times on bart was we were going through ice city before getting into berkeley, and being drunk and high as fuck, i couldn't help it but shake my dreads in a violent manner. so there was an elder couple (who were also a's fans) standing next to me (since bart was really packed) and i hit both the dude and his wife with my dreads, and dude was like " i know we just won, but calm down there buddy! " so yeah.