I would fuck the hell out of Linda Cardellini. She's always been that sexy girl next door type. Can't believe she's 8 years old than me. She looks my same age or younger.
She lived across the street from my parents for a while. She's from somewhere in the bay (danville?) and she stayed with her uncle in Antioch for some time, my sister was friendly with her, I never met her, but my sister would babysit her neices with her, has some signed pictures and stuff, said she's really nice.