Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Actually I'm gonna give my chickens a couple handfuls of sunflower seeds real quick, they know how turnt up sunflower seeds are.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Just don't show up already nearly blacked out again lol

I quit drinking. I'm not going to be drinking at all I'll still go to wherever anyone goes though
I'll order a club soda or diet coke or something lol and be "that guy"

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Being pretty faded is also extra turnt up...

 

[InfamousICON]

Last couple days of sunflower seed consumption. Selenium poisoning on deck.

 

[Nuttkase]

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So uhhh, what you are telling me, uhhh... is this is a full time gig?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Last couple days of sunflower seed consumption. Selenium poisoning on deck.

How much selenium do you need to be poisoned? Like are we talking about just a couple of bags or like 10

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm looking at some chart that says 400mcg for adults

And a serving of shelled seeds has approximately 18.55mcg, 3 servings in a bag. So you'd need like 7 bags. I think the 21,000+ mg salt would kill you first lol

Unless you just ate bags of shelled unsalted sunflower seeds

 

[InfamousICON]

I guess eating a bag a day for a good amount of time is supposed to fuck you up.

It's not recommended to eat more than a couple of servings.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Anyway I'm about to keep these seeds in my locker for another day. I tried a handful though they were alright. I thought they were going to be possibly weird or gross but they were good

Maybe hit QFC buy a spinach salad. I need some potassium to help get rid of salt. We elite athletes need to keep perfectly balanced electrolytes at all times for peak athletic performance

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Ain't no selenium poisoning gonna stop me from fucking up some sunflower seeds, ya heard me...

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I guess eating a bag a day for a good amount of time is supposed to fuck you up.

It's not recommended to eat more than a couple of servings.

Yeah if it's a mineral it probably accumulates and sticks around good point

 

[Nuttkase]

I love sunflower seeds but a bag a day seems like a chore unless you are getting the shelled ones.

 

[Nuttkase]

Or just eat them shells and all like my one friend, fucking weirdo.

 

[InfamousICON]

Or just eat them shells and all like my one friend, fucking weirdo.

Your friend is a sociopath

 

[nolettuce]

Unpopular opinion: sunflower seeds fucking suck.

 

[nolettuce]

Eating something the size of a grain of rice with 1000% percent the effort of eating a grain of rice. Heck outta here with that shoot.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Eating something the size of a grain of rice with 1000% percent the effort of eating a grain of rice. Heck outta here with that shoot.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Unpopular opinion: sunflower seeds fucking suck.

That opinion is extra turnt down.

 

[InfamousICON]

Unpopular opinion: sunflower seeds fucking suck.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I don't think im going to smoke this on the roof like last night. Last night I was so high i was like "i can't get into the elevator it'll smell like weed for hours" so i walked the stairwell down 21 floors to the 3rd floor bathroom, it was trippy thinking about how i was basically just on shaped steel stairs that were suspended hundreds of feet in the air onto concrete ledges separated floor by floor, and how if that steel wasn't there id basically just be standing in this giant empty walled tube, and how my life depended completely on some construction workers doing this job right and the steel being structurally sound, and all this shit lol fuck that