Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[Nuttkase]

Well, maybe not nearly blacked out, but already pretty faded.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Actually I'm gonna give my chickens a couple handfuls of sunflower seeds real quick, they know how turnt up sunflower seeds are.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Just don't show up already nearly blacked out again lol

I quit drinking. I'm not going to be drinking at all I'll still go to wherever anyone goes though
I'll order a club soda or diet coke or something lol and be "that guy"

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Being pretty faded is also extra turnt up...

 

[InfamousICON]

Last couple days of sunflower seed consumption. Selenium poisoning on deck.

 

[Nuttkase]

[ame]https://twitter.com/fmanjoo/status/797271130562174976[/ame]

So uhhh, what you are telling me, uhhh... is this is a full time gig?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Last couple days of sunflower seed consumption. Selenium poisoning on deck.

How much selenium do you need to be poisoned? Like are we talking about just a couple of bags or like 10

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I'm looking at some chart that says 400mcg for adults

And a serving of shelled seeds has approximately 18.55mcg, 3 servings in a bag. So you'd need like 7 bags. I think the 21,000+ mg salt would kill you first lol

Unless you just ate bags of shelled unsalted sunflower seeds

 

[InfamousICON]

I guess eating a bag a day for a good amount of time is supposed to fuck you up.

It's not recommended to eat more than a couple of servings.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Anyway I'm about to keep these seeds in my locker for another day. I tried a handful though they were alright. I thought they were going to be possibly weird or gross but they were good

Maybe hit QFC buy a spinach salad. I need some potassium to help get rid of salt. We elite athletes need to keep perfectly balanced electrolytes at all times for peak athletic performance

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Ain't no selenium poisoning gonna stop me from fucking up some sunflower seeds, ya heard me...

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I guess eating a bag a day for a good amount of time is supposed to fuck you up.

It's not recommended to eat more than a couple of servings.

Yeah if it's a mineral it probably accumulates and sticks around good point

 

[Nuttkase]

I love sunflower seeds but a bag a day seems like a chore unless you are getting the shelled ones.

 

[Nuttkase]

Or just eat them shells and all like my one friend, fucking weirdo.

 

[InfamousICON]

Or just eat them shells and all like my one friend, fucking weirdo.

Your friend is a sociopath

 

[nolettuce]

Unpopular opinion: sunflower seeds fucking suck.

 

[nolettuce]

Eating something the size of a grain of rice with 1000% percent the effort of eating a grain of rice. Heck outta here with that shoot.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Eating something the size of a grain of rice with 1000% percent the effort of eating a grain of rice. Heck outta here with that shoot.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

Unpopular opinion: sunflower seeds fucking suck.

That opinion is extra turnt down.

 

[InfamousICON]

Unpopular opinion: sunflower seeds fucking suck.