Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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what the splork did you just say about me you little pengouin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to then entire arsenal of the Club Pengouin Army of DOOOOOOMMMM and I will use it to it's full extent to spread your miserable peanut butter from the surface of this toast, you little poop. if only you could have known what tasty retributioon your little "random" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toaster. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the price, you goddamn imatture hater. I will toast waffles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, toodles.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little randalised cunt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the rule 34 subreddit, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on 4-chan, and I have over 300 confirmed Michael Rosen images. I am trained in splashing warfare and I’m the top muddy-puddler in the entire Peppa Pig child forces. You are nothing to me but just another redneck. I will dank you out with circumcision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my words. You think you can get away with shitting shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Michael Rosen. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the I.S.I.S. and your mum is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bomb, faggot. The bomb that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Club Penguin account. You’re fucking deep, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare dick. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sexual assault, but I have access to the entire toilet paper of the Islamic State of Iran and Syrian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy penetration your little “dank” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your dick. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the condoms, you goddamn imbecile. I will shit all over you and you will choke in it. You’re fucking raped, kiddo.
personally, i believe memes are much like a modern day philosopher. execpt even better than other philosophers like descartes or sarte because they were just one guy, just one individual, whereas memes are made by many people, therefore memes are a collective. therefore a lot of smart philosophical insights that one person, not even people like kant, can think up on their own because many brains are better than just one. for example, memes teach us that the world can be divided into two categories: good guy gregs on side, scumbag steves on the other. memes show us that somedays we are socially awkward penguins, somedays socially awesome penguins, and many days a mix of both. memes show us the difficulties of dealing with an overly attacched gf, but also the difficult feels of having no gf at all. they teach you to see beauty where others cant. ive heard people call shrek ugly, but to me, his is love, he is life. just look at the rare pepe phemenon; many people see it and go, "oh, how dumb, they are just jpegs how can they be rare" but if you know memes you know it's more deeper than that. it's an emotion pepe evokes in you. you see a pepe you havent seen before, you right click and save to a folder you made just for him. others can't see the value maybe, but you can. pepe shows you the purity of intrinsic value in albeit simplistic pleasures in an increasingly corporate and materialistic world of flash; pepe shows that its ok to push back against a society of people that demand a sleeker phone, a bigger tv, or the fastest cars. to these people, they see a cartoon frog, but to us, we see something beautiful, something rare, even.
so never doubt the power of memes, they teach you things about the real world, and love, and pain, that you might not see otherwise.
so never doubt the power of memes, they teach you things about the real world, and love, and pain, that you might not see otherwise.
