Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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i walked that jug up to the conveyer belt where there was no store employee in attendance
and i ring the bell in an outrageous manner and accidentally drop it, then pick it up fast and play it cool like that didnt just happen. then some weird looking guy looked kinda like robert dyer came up and was like "oh, wine! is that wine? i havent had wine in awhile. is it good?"
"its extremely cheap and drinkable, i wouldnt say 'good'"
"hmm interesting. i might try some with a little sprite mixed in to tame it down"
"nah you dont gotta do that, it tastes like white grape juice and goes down like water"
"Ooh really? ill have to try this. last wine i drank was some sherry, well, i wouldn't call it wine per se but it definitely had too much bite for me"
>PER SE
>PER SE!?!
>WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW WHERE WAS THE FUCKING ATTENDANT WHY DID I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS
and i ring the bell in an outrageous manner and accidentally drop it, then pick it up fast and play it cool like that didnt just happen. then some weird looking guy looked kinda like robert dyer came up and was like "oh, wine! is that wine? i havent had wine in awhile. is it good?"
"its extremely cheap and drinkable, i wouldnt say 'good'"
"hmm interesting. i might try some with a little sprite mixed in to tame it down"
"nah you dont gotta do that, it tastes like white grape juice and goes down like water"
"Ooh really? ill have to try this. last wine i drank was some sherry, well, i wouldn't call it wine per se but it definitely had too much bite for me"
>PER SE
>PER SE!?!
>WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW WHERE WAS THE FUCKING ATTENDANT WHY DID I HAVE TO EXPERIENCE THIS
rate this story on a scale of the benghazi hillary clinton scandal / bill clintons 30+ rape victims
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i always fuck up hashbrowns cause i mess around with them too much and fucking stir them like ten too many times, being drunk will aid me in this endeavor ill forget about them then theyll be cooked better without my interference B @butcher 2k6
BUTCHER 206
i always fuck up hashbrowns cause i mess around with them too much and fucking stir them like ten too many times, being drunk will aid me in this endeavor ill forget about them then theyll be cooked better without my interference B @butcher 2k6
these potatoes developed a golden crust on the bottom because i left them alone, then i scraped them off this stainless steel pan and added chopped bacon and now the grease is releasing, and will crust up the rest of the potatoes
this is like a 45 minute process that cannot be rushed at approximately less than medium low heat
im like a fucking god of the culinary arts
this is like a 45 minute process that cannot be rushed at approximately less than medium low heat
im like a fucking god of the culinary arts