maybe a pack of bacon is just egregious and deserving of a yellow flag
maybe 2 fun size twix and 40% of funyuns and 7 pieces of bacon is way way more than enough and maybe an entire pack of bacon is crossing the line and deserving of penalty
maybe a pack of bacon is just egregious and deserving of a yellow flag
maybe 2 fun size twix and 40% of funyuns and 7 pieces of bacon is way way more than enough and maybe an entire pack of bacon is crossing the line and deserving of penalty
"Personal foul, Number 206 of the kicking team, Unsportsmenlike conduct being a fat fuck and trying to eat way too much, that's a 15 yard penalty and the first offense of the game, player will be ejected upon second offense, replay 4th down"