I almost made a call to my siccbreh's tonight. My roommates girlfriends' co-worker is my half-south korean princess. And I called out her fiance. And he didnt know it was a a joke, and I threw my back out trying to show him that I can throw up an armbar.
So the scene of me meeting my future wife was me falling on the ground and yelling "Oh fuck that wasn't supposed to pop" and them walking out. But I'm pretty sure that if we were in Hayward she'd still be leaving with me