Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[siccmadesyko]

Me and the wife hit up frisco yesterday didn't plan it but we ended up having a romantic dinner at sodini's in lil italy, i had the Linguine seafood! pasta with clams, mussels,, shrimp and calamari it was bomb!!

next time slide thru the brewery breh. I'll get you a couple cases to take home

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Was thinking about making some basic food just like a refried bean quesadilla or two but how far removed from Beans Toast is that really? Going to have to pass i think

 

[Mac Jesus]

Was thinking about making some basic food just like a refried bean quesadilla or two but how far removed from Beans Toast is that really? Going to have to pass i think

So have beans and toast. Stop letting people influence your thoughts, feelings, and actions. It's not as bad as you might think it is.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Tryna look for advice with obtaining the puss, but all the google hits look scammy as fuck

 

[Mac Jesus]

Set your standards much much lower grim.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

I don't want to know 10 reasons I'm NOT getting laid, there are a lot more than 10. I need to know how to get laid.

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Set your standards much much lower grim.

My standards are set to any person with tids and a vagina who isn't severely disabled

 

[DaGrimProphet]

"never surrender to the gender bender agenda"...pretty much sums me up in one line lol

 

[WT SAVAGE]

My Comcast / xfinity whatever they're fucking called bill has gone from 150 to 210 in 2 days they haven't even stepped foot through the door yet what the flying fuck, NO

Good thing i just double checked that shit they added a 59.99 "package service and equipment fee" on top of the "installation and other fees" 89.99 + two $10 charges for Wireless Gateway" the fuck is this? NO

just rescheduled installation for a month from now and am about to go there at 9am tell them i want a self install. Just copped my own modem with 1day shipping lol

What modem did you get?

 

[siccmadesyko]

breh getting laid isn't hard. find an uggo and make her think she's hot as fuck then let her make the moves. just don't get caught holding hands or kissing in public cuz people will point and laugh at you

 

[DaGrimProphet]

breh getting laid isn't hard. find an uggo and make her think she's hot as fuck then let her make the moves. just don't get caught holding hands or kissing in public cuz people will point and laugh at you

Where would be the ideal place to approach one of said females?

 

[siccmadesyko]

school, gym, the fucking mailbox, McD's, a telephone booth

 

[siccmadesyko]

 

[Mac Jesus]

Start smiling at every single girl you see.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

What modem did you get?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AJHDZSI?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=od_aui_detailpages00

 

[DaGrimProphet]

Start smiling at every single girl you see.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

So have beans and toast. Stop letting people influence your thoughts, feelings, and actions. It's not as bad as you might think it is.

I feel like this is good advice and I should follow it, but I'm not one to let people influence my thoughts or feelings or actions so I'm just going to disregard it completely

 

[DaGrimProphet]

school, gym, the fucking mailbox, McD's, a telephone booth

So just approach any random female, even if she's with he friends?

"Hello female, you don't know me but I think you're a QT. Would you like to guzzle my semen?"

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Copped 2 tacos and a jumbo jack from jack in the box. i know ive been boycotting them for several months and talking tons of shit but im a liar and a fat fuck, and im about to enjoy the fuck out of this terrible food

 

[Mac Jesus]

I feel like this is good advice and I should follow it, but I'm not one to let people influence my thoughts or feelings or actions so I'm just going to disregard it completely

That's exactly what I told you to do. Thanks for doing what I tell you.