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Mac Jesus

Mac Jesus

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May 31, 2003
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BUTCHER206 said:
That's 145 days, if you cut down to 1500 calories you can create a deficit (at 5'1 500lbs) of 2100 calories a day. 304,500 calories would translate to roughly 87 pounds. I'm sorry, but it's just not possible... safely at least.


If you're serious, I'm going to need you to cut down to 300 calories a day, and start ingesting 25mg ephedrine, 200mg caffeine, and an 81mg st joseph enteric coated aspirin every 4 hours, from now until July. That's also not going to be enough unfortunately, so you need to start exercising. I suggest 3 hours of elliptical cardio a day.

You can do it, don't give up.
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Thank you coach Butcher, now if I can only get my royalties due from mac jesus I'll be all set.
 
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#352,231
Aug 22, 2003
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Mac Jesus said:
Thank you coach Butcher, now if I can only get my royalties due from mac jesus I'll be all set.
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Pretty sure Mac Jesus @Mac Jesus is waiting for his royalties due from jake921660 @jake921660 , who is owed royalties due by @
 
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Aug 22, 2003
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Poverty is actually a pretty good dieting aid, so in your best interest, I'm going to withhold paying jake921660 @jake921660 his royalties. That is, if I even get my royalties from troythemac @troythemac , who I'm pretty sure is owed royalties due from nolettuce @nolettuce
 
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