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Mac Jesus

Girls send me your nudes
May 31, 2003
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I brought a grapefruit to work and it turns out there's no sugar so I used salt it tastes hella weird lol
Don't use salt, that's weird. Just peel ALL the pulp off and eat it with nothing. Also, it'd be cool if you could send me my royalty check because I don't have a job and or money because I spent it all on my galaxy s6.
 

Hood Rat Matt

aka Goodfella (since '02)
Oct 19, 2009
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you know how when you know someone is treating you to lunch, you kinda don't eat so you can have maximum enjoyment? Well this punk ass lady in the portfolio mgmt dept (last minute) said she has too much work to do, so the whole thing got cancelled. We're supposed to go tomorrow. What really pisses me off though, is that she's now bullshitting with another lady about recipes, sales at ann taylor, and their sons' schools. I'm feeling violent now