1. You have an obligation to defend those who cannot defend themselves
2. I forgot all the others but I can make some shit up
3. Humans and animals probably exist on the same plane
4. A black girl tried to sell me makeup today and she smelled hella good
5. Bitchass Zebras go for low hanging fruit fuck the opps
6. Interspecies Erotica tho
7. Step to me and I'll fuck your shit up regardless of size
8. Winners come in every sizes [not a porn genre/actual porn genre]