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DaGrimProphet

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Hahahahaha the first time I kissed a girl was pre kindergarten. You loser
While I'm on the topic of elementary school I'll share a story from when I was in the first grade.

I was fat and had no friends, but there was this popular chick I had a crush on. One day I decided to try my luck with her getting on my terrible first grade pimping, so I told her "I love you, do you want to kiss me?" or some shit like that. Then all the girls literally screamed "EWWWW" and joined all the boys in a very long game they had been previously been playing since the start of the year creatively titled "Run Away From Peter." And I think it lasted all the rest of that year and into the next one too.

Kids are assholes.
 

EVERgREENRIDER

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While I'm on the topic of elementary school I'll share a story from when I was in the first grade.

I was fat and had no friends, but there was this popular chick I had a crush on. One day I decided to try my luck with her getting on my terrible first grade pimping, so I told her "I love you, do you want to kiss me?" or some shit like that. Then all the girls literally screamed "EWWWW" and joined all the boys in a very long game they had been previously been playing since the start of the year creatively titled "Run Away From Peter." And I think it lasted all the rest of that year and into the next one too.

Kids are assholes.
Well, that kinda explains alot
 

Mac Jesus

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While I'm on the topic of elementary school I'll share a story from when I was in the first grade.



I was fat and had no friends, but there was this popular chick I had a crush on. One day I decided to try my luck with her getting on my terrible first grade pimping, so I told her "I love you, do you want to kiss me?" or some shit like that. Then all the girls literally screamed "EWWWW" and joined all the boys in a very long game they had been previously been playing since the start of the year creatively titled "Run Away From Peter." And I think it lasted all the rest of that year and into the next one too.



Kids are assholes.

That's a hard life dude.
 

DaGrimProphet

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Dec 23, 2014
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What IS the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
I really dont know man, my whole secondary school was a fuckin mess with false rape accusations and that autistic girl and being picked on by the other kids and shit. I got my watch stolen in year 7 (american 6th grade) but it was just a casio or whatever. I used to get beaten up a lot then but it was mostly psychological shit.

Aside from our visits to churches we had 1 real school trip which was a coach journey to germany just to visit a couple museums or whatever. On that trip outside the cafeteria the entire year grou on the trip (130+ people) was out the back while all the teachers were inside so we were unaccompanied. A group of kids grabbed me and stripped off all my clothes while every girl I knew laughed at me. Then they threw me in the bushes when a teacher came out to check out what the noise was about. I remember that incident quite well.

Also on the coach journey back no one sat next to me so I was on the back row by the window next to a teacher who had headphones in, and I didnt have a phone or ipod or whatever with me. And there was a major road accident in belguim causing us to miss our ferry and get home even later. So I spent 10+ hours in the back corner of a coach with no one to talk to or nothing to do. So that kinda sucked. But I was used to that type of shit happening.

I really cant think of a particular "worst thing" tho
 
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EVERgREENRIDER

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I really dont know man, my whole secondary school was a fuckin mess with false rape accusations and that autistic girl and being picked on by the other kids and shit. I got my watch stolen in year 7 (american 6th grade) but it was just a casio or whatever. I used to get beaten up a lot then but it was mostly psychological shit.

Aside from our visits to churches we had 1 real school trip which was a coach journey to germany just to visit a couple museums or whatever. On that trip outside the cafeteria the entire year grou on the trip (130+ people) was out the back while all the teachers were inside so we were unaccompanied. A group of kids grabbed me and stripped off all my clothes while every girl I knew laughed at me. Then they threw me in the bushes when a teacher came out to check out what the noise was about. I remember that incident quite well.

Also on the coach journey back no one sat next to me so I was on the back row by the window next to a teacher who had headphones in, and I didnt have a phone or ipod or whatever with me. And there was a major road accident in belguim causing us to miss our ferry and get home even later. So I spent 10+ hours in the back corner of a coach with no one to talk to or nothing to do. So that kinda sucked. But I was used to that type of shit happening.

I really cant think of a particular "worst thing" tho
Jesus Christ dude. Have you ever sat down and thought, what am I doing to illicit these actions?