I never even kissed a girl before. And the last party I went to was probably another kids birthday party when I was like 5.
One time in elementary school a I got jumped by a bunch of the hard kids and one of em went home dirty from wrestling with me in the mud (no jmacc) and he told his mom I tried to attack him so she found me and started gloating about her son having a big super awesome birthday party that I wasnt invited to.
lol she was a grown woman and I was 7. True story.