i watched my boy play this one time years back and we were smoking dank.
im like "so, you run around in a village with some elves/whatever and then ride some tigers(im guessing) to go do some missions?" and then i asked "why the fuck do you pay for this again?" hes like its only X amount a year, then i laughed at him and started up the bbq while he played that, i even turned it off. needless to say he got pissed